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The only thing I have against drinking is this, I used to be an alcoholic. If I was young in Christ and saw another Christian drinking or buying alcohol, I might convince myself that I would be able to handle a little alcohol; which I can't. That Christian, whether known or unknown, has led me...
Using my super-human strength, I bust the steel cables holding me to the tree. I grab Jason and put him in a TCU uniform and throw him at the foot of the hill. As Handy is beating him about the shoulders with her broom, I take the hill and spend the rest of my time watching "Twilight Zone".
I release two female dogs in heat at the bottom of the hill. Bingo and Chester, overcome with doggie lust, chase after the two females. Vince, forgetting to let go of the leashes, is dragged mercilessly down the hill. The hill is now mine.
I think the loser should have to put "I always wear my Sunday dress to Church" as their sig. Of course, put a disclaimer or something by it so newcomers wouldn't be confused.
To me, I could care less. No one alive now was alive 6,000 years ago, nor were they alive billions of years ago, the point being, no one saw the creation of the universe. Who says that God didn't set it up for scientists to make contrary discoveries about the origin of the universe just to...
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