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Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day.
As they walk, they come across a sign: Beauty contest for the most beautiful
woman in the world. I’m entering" said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, Well, how'd ya do? First Place , said Snow White.

As they walk, they come across a sign: Contest for the strongest man in the world.
I’m entering said Superman. After half an hour he comes out and they ask him, Well, how'd ya do? First Place, said Superman.

They continue walking when they see a sign: Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world? Pinocchio says this is mine.Half an hour later, he returns with tears in his eyes. What happened? they asked. Who the heck is Obama? asked Pinocchio
 
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