Battle Of The Superhero Losers. Who will triumph?

[Cure of Ars]

Why did you pick who you picked?

Did I leave any super loser out?

 

[Cure of Ars]

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[Cure of Ars]

Here are the following reasons that I picked the loser superheroes that I did.


The Greatest American Hero

Well some aliens gave him a suit and he lost the instruction manual. Well this is his excuse that he tells everyone. The real problem is that this guy can't walk and chew gum at the same time. He always conveniently figures out some trick with his little red suit but he never gets better with his little outfit.

Aquaman

Well his powers only work under water. How many evils villains do you know trying to take over the ocean? Because of this he has a hard time finding work. He tried to make it at a freak show circus act as an escape artists. After two hours under water fiddling with the lock it kind of lost the dramatic affect. Later I heared he became an alcoholic and joined the Canadian Olympic synchronized swimming team. He had to give this up as well when a team member almost died trying to synchronize with Aquman laying passed out on the bottom of the pool. He now works as a medium talking to people's gold fish. At least he found his nich.

Robin

To be blunt he is too girly to be a super hero. Maybe when he hits puberty he wont be such a loser. But I guess Batman feels sorry for him so what you going to do.

Iceman

Well this guy can only work during the winter because he will melt. So most of the time he is up on the north poll hanging out with frosty. What a loser.

She-Hulk

Boy this little lady has a huge fan base. She appeals to steroid pumping female body builders but besides this who can relate? To me this is a demented ploy by radical feminists. To better have her relate to the female population I think she should be known for a female traits instead of her manliness. I propose that she be referred to as the Incredible Womb from here on out. The Incredible Womb has the amazing ability of having a 5-minute gestation duration when she is mad. Man, think of the potential. Popping out hundreds of little hulks. Man the bad guys don't stand a chance.

Dare Devil

I don’t want to be too politically incorrect but sorry he's blind. What's next Quadriplegic Man…â€Âdon’t mess or I’ll biteâ€Â…Leprosy Man…â€Âdon’t make me rip off my arm and beat you with itâ€Â…or The H-I-V Avenger…go ahead give me a bloody nose, I’ll give you the gift that keeps on giving.

Captain planet

He has a mullet. I rest my case.

 

[Soma-Sight]

My first choice of course is Captain Planet due to the Mullet style.

But since that was not in the poll I chosse Aquaman due to his lousy niche....

 

[Cure of Ars]

My first choice of course is Captain Planet due to the Mullet style.

But since that was not in the poll I chosse Aquaman due to his lousy niche....

I know I messed up. I tried to fix it but it would not let me.

 

[Soma-Sight]

lets get more votes!

 

[Cure of Ars]

Ya, what's up with that? Only three votes? That's pathetic.

 

[Cure of Ars]

Oh I get it, I’m Catholic and you guys are not into poles. Well I have news for ya. The Pope is from Germany now. So we cool? :

Come on make your selection for the biggest geek superhero.

 

[Soma-Sight]

Do you think that Captain America's mullet was responsible for his combined powers?

Or was it his membership in Greenpeace....

Come to think of it that guy wasnt too bad.....

Protecting the animals and nature and all that.....

its just that mullet......

 

[KnarfKS]

Mullets contain a certain amount of super power in and of themselves...look at the ladies swoon when one comes around. :

 

[Soma-Sight]

Mullets contain a certain amount of super power in and of themselves...look at the ladies swoon when one comes around.
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lol

 

[Cure of Ars]

Do you think that Captain America's mullet was responsible for his combined powers?

Or was it his membership in Greenpeace....

Come to think of it that guy wasnt too bad.....

Protecting the animals and nature and all that.....

its just that mullet......

"Captain Planet tries to take pollution down to zero!"


Zero pollution means no carbon dioxide. No carbon dioxide means no plants. No plants means no people. If you follow the logic Captain Planet is evil. Plus I like the sunsets that a good pollution haze makes.

Another reason that Captain Planet is a loser is because he is dependent on those snot nosed kids. He has to carry a box of pampers with him under his cape (thems biodegradable pampers)

Ok now who out there had mullets in the 80's? Be honest.

 

[Cure of Ars]

Mullets contain a certain amount of super power in and of themselves...look at the ladies swoon when one comes around. :

Good point :

 

[Cure of Ars]

Ok we still only have three votes, including myself. This could only mean a couple of things.

A. You guys have no interests in loser superheroes.
B. I have been placed on your ignore list.
C. You guys have been raptured and I have been left behind.


If it’s A or B please reconsider.

 

[lovely]

Okay, I voted.

I didn't quite feel qualified to vote in this poll because I do not know much about these superheros. I do remember disliking the Greatest American Hero as a child when it was on tele. He seems a bit weak, and he has a perm.

After reading about She-Hulk, I would have picked her if I knew who she was...I would not want my little girl watching that one based on your summary.

Okay, Cure, I'm putting you back on ignore! :-D

 

[Quath]

I went with Aqua-man because he is useless on the part of the planet where most humans live. However, I would have voted for Captain Planet. Keeping the environment safe and clean is a good thing, but Captain Planet does so with ignorance.

I remember one episode where Captain Planet is going to stop a nuclear reactor from having a meltdown. So he swoops down and grabs a cooling tower:

The cooling tower just cools down water. It has nothing to do with radioactivity. He carries it off into space where it blows up into a mushroom cloud. (A reactor is 3% enriched at most while a weapon needs to be over 90%.) So at most you get melting, which is bad environmentally if melted fuel gets into the ecosystem. But you do not get a nuclear explosion. And you would not get anything out of a cooling tower except some water.

Quath

 

[Cure of Ars]

I remember one episode where Captain Planet is going to stop a nuclear reactor from having a meltdown. So he swoops down and grabs a cooling tower:


The cooling tower just cools down water. It has nothing to do with radioactivity. He carries it off into space where it blows up into a mushroom cloud. (A reactor is 3% enriched at most while a weapon needs to be over 90%.) So at most you get melting, which is bad environmentally if melted fuel gets into the ecosystem. But you do not get a nuclear explosion. And you would not get anything out of a cooling tower except some water.

Quath

That's good to know. I feel a lot better now about the Republicans in the senate using the "nuclear option".

 

[Tofuy]

if i had seen the captain planet option i would've picked that in a heartbeat.

i settled on aquaman because i didn't know who was 'greatest american super dude'. aquaman was the only DC comic character you picked, thus he is the most inferior. robin doesn't count, like if i'm on a date and suddenly the girl says "i'm a lesbian and i have no room for boys". years of fuzzy looking smudged ink low quality pisspoor newsprint allowed for my hatred of that which is DC to prosper. the DC greats of ye olde, batman, superman, etc were really just suffering through bad management or modern comic ecconomics...

but how dare you pee on all those marvel super heros? ice-man was an origional x-men, the greatest super hero team ever created and created for the best purpose a super hero team has ever been created for, social commentary in the battle against racism. i've heard of daredevil comics being printed in brail for blind kids to read(though i've never seen one). daredevil has to be one of the coolest comic characters for that reason alone. she hulk! she hulk was the first lead female character not to suck horribly and has given legions of young females the dream of one day being a super hero too. she hulk > wonder woman

do not blasphemy that which you dislike when it is in contradiction with my opinion! :x no! bad!

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[GundamZero]

I choose Robin....Because he was so side-kickish.

Now see here! :x There will never be a better superhero than Batman! He was the only one who never really had a super power! Now that's a man! Any further impediments on this truth will be dealt with! :smt066

Any questions? 8-)

 

[Blazin Bones]

I always though Aquaman is the biggest dweeb...