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Os courfe she can.
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elijah23
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What does she expect us to pay her?
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You can't bribe her. You can't pay her. She only needs your 'danke' and 'gracias'
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elijah23
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Can she hit a fastball?
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elijah23
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The Cardinals lost yesterday. It is very painful to lose.
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....makes one stronger
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amen
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[size="+3"]Line-up confirmed[/size]
FCB :bicker Espanyol
FCB Starters
Pinto (13)
Montoya (35)
Mascherano (14)
Puyol (5)
Adriano (21)
Thiago (11)
Busquets (16)
Keita (15)
Pedro (17)
Messi (10)
Iniesta (8)
FCB Reserves
VÃctor Valdés (1)
Dani Alves (2)
Fábregas (4)
Xavi (6)
Afellay (20)
Abidal (22)
Tello (37)
Espanyol Starters
Cristian Ãlvarez (25)
Javi López (16)
Raúl RodrÃguez (3)
Héctor Moreno (15)
DÃdac (22)
ForlÃn (18)
Baena (7)
VÃctor Sánchez (19)
Verdú (10)
Weiss (17)
Ãlvaro (8)
Espanyol Reserves
Jordi Amat (5)
Rui Fonte (6)
Kalu Uche (12)
Casilla (13)
Pandiani (20)
Coutinho (23)
Cristian Gómez (42)
FCB :bicker Espanyol
FCB Starters
Pinto (13)
Montoya (35)
Mascherano (14)
Puyol (5)
Adriano (21)
Thiago (11)
Busquets (16)
Keita (15)
Pedro (17)
Messi (10)
Iniesta (8)
FCB Reserves
VÃctor Valdés (1)
Dani Alves (2)
Fábregas (4)
Xavi (6)
Afellay (20)
Abidal (22)
Tello (37)
Espanyol Starters
Cristian Ãlvarez (25)
Javi López (16)
Raúl RodrÃguez (3)
Héctor Moreno (15)
DÃdac (22)
ForlÃn (18)
Baena (7)
VÃctor Sánchez (19)
Verdú (10)
Weiss (17)
Ãlvaro (8)
Espanyol Reserves
Jordi Amat (5)
Rui Fonte (6)
Kalu Uche (12)
Casilla (13)
Pandiani (20)
Coutinho (23)
Cristian Gómez (42)
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elijah23
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I would put Victor Valdez on the starting team.
4:0 
Espanyol
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elijah23
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We'll need to replace the coach.
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[size="+2"]Next on La Liga[/size]
FCB :bicker Real Betis
[SIZE="+2"]FCB[/SIZE] [SIZE="+3"]VS[/SIZE] [SIZE="+2"]R. Betis[/SIZE]
[SIZE="+2"]Date : 05-12-2012
Time: 22:00
Competition : League
Stadium : Benito VillamarÃn
City : Sevilla
Capacity : 55.500
Attendance:
Television : C+ Liga - GolT - C+ LigaHD
Referee : Ayza Gámez[/SIZE]
FCB :bicker Real Betis
[SIZE="+2"]Date : 05-12-2012
Time: 22:00
Competition : League
Stadium : Benito VillamarÃn
City : Sevilla
Capacity : 55.500
Attendance:
Television : C+ Liga - GolT - C+ LigaHD
Referee : Ayza Gámez[/SIZE]
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[size="+3"]Line-up confirmed[/size]
FCB :bicker Betis
FCB Starters
VÃctor Valdés (1)
Dani Alves (2)
Mascherano (14)
Piqué (3)
Adriano (21)
Xavi (6)
Busquets (16)
Keita (15)
Pedro (17)
Messi (10)
Afellay (20)
FCB Reserves
Fábregas (4)
Iniesta (8)
Cuenca (23)
Bartra (32)
Montoya (35)
Oier (36)
Tello (37)
Betis Starters
Casto (13)
Chica (17)
Paulao (12)
Chechu Dorado (5)
Nacho (23)
Beñat (10)
Cañas (21)
Jefferson Montero (20)
J. Pereira (9)
Rubén Castro (24)
Pozuelo (35)
Betis Reserves
Isidoro (2)
Santa Cruz (16)
Jorge Molina
(19) Fabricio
(25) Súper (28)
Nono (29)
Sergio RodrÃguez (39)
FCB :bicker Betis
FCB Starters
VÃctor Valdés (1)
Dani Alves (2)
Mascherano (14)
Piqué (3)
Adriano (21)
Xavi (6)
Busquets (16)
Keita (15)
Pedro (17)
Messi (10)
Afellay (20)
FCB Reserves
Fábregas (4)
Iniesta (8)
Cuenca (23)
Bartra (32)
Montoya (35)
Oier (36)
Tello (37)
Betis Starters
Casto (13)
Chica (17)
Paulao (12)
Chechu Dorado (5)
Nacho (23)
Beñat (10)
Cañas (21)
Jefferson Montero (20)
J. Pereira (9)
Rubén Castro (24)
Pozuelo (35)
Betis Reserves
Isidoro (2)
Santa Cruz (16)
Jorge Molina
(19) Fabricio
(25) Súper (28)
Nono (29)
Sergio RodrÃguez (39)
2:2
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Spanish League
La Liga: 1st Division ends
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See TABLE.
Or click Here, Table
NUMBER OF GAMES PLAYED..........38, with 19 games played at HOME and 19 played AWAY
POINTS MADE..........91
POINTS MADE AT HOME..........52
POINTS MADE AWAY..........39
FC Barcelona drew just one game at HOME (to Sevilla 0:0 ) and six AWAY to (Real Sociedad 2:2, Valencia 2:2, Athletic Club Bilbao 2:2, Espanyol 1:1, Villarreal 0:0 and Real Betis 2:2), lost one game at HOME (to Real Madrid 1:2) and two games AWAY (to Osasuna 3:2 and Getafe 1:0)
The CLUB conceded 29 goals, ..........11 at HOME and 18, AWAY
NUMBER OF GAMES WON ..........28
NUMBER OF GAMES WON AT HOME..........17
NUMBER OF GAMES WON AWAY..........11
NUMBER OF DRAWS .........7
NUMBER OF DRAWS AT HOME..........1
NUMBER OF DRAWS AWAY..........6
NUMBER OF GAMES LOST..........3
NUMBER OF GAMES LOST AT HOME..........1
NUMBER OF GAMES LOST AWAY..........2
NUMBER OF GOALS SCORED..........114
NUMBER OF GOALS SCORED AT HOME..........73
NUMBER OF GOALS SCORED AWAY..........41
Barça 114 Goals, and 29 Goals scored against Barça by some of the 19 clubs that played against Barça.
Barça total goal was 114 Goals while some of the opponents that played against FCB who were able to score at least a goal, HOME or AWAY had 29 Goals in all. The total is 143 Goals, both Barça goals and opponents goals.
Barça has 80% of the goals.
These are the Clubs that couldn't score against Barça HOME and AWAY:
1. Villareal
2. Racing Santander
3. Sevilla
4. Mallorca
5. Rayo Vallecano
NUMBER OF PENALTIES PLAYED..........10
The Clubs that played against Barcelona, including Barcelona, made a total of 866 Goal Attempts (GA), where Barça alone made approximately 610 GAs alone out of the 866GAs total. This is an incredible 70% GAs from Barça.
Out of the 866GAs, 246 were OFF TARGET, Barça with 65%OFT. 396GAs were ON TARGET where Barça had 74% ONT. 28 were TO POST with Barça having 82% TP
There were approximately 240 OFFSIDE POSITIONS. Barça had 54 OFF SIDE POSITIONS out of the 240 OFFS or 23% OFFS by percentage.
389 CORNER KICKS approximately. Barça played 70% CKs. (274CKs to FCB and 115 to Opponents)
Penalty Kicks, 14 in all, Barça playing 10 with 71%PKs.
The games saw 1023 Fouls, Barça made just 39%FLs. (402 Barça Fouls and 621 Opponent fouls)
A total of 238 cards were given. Barça had 83 with 54%, Opponents had 155 @ 46%
226 Yellow Cards were given, about 79 for Barça and 147 for other Clubs, ( about 35%YCs for Barça)
12 Red Cars, 4 for Barça (33%RCs) and 8 for Opponents (67%RCs for Opponents).
Ball Possession BP.
ed Barça had over 50 BPs for each game. (about 70%BPs in total)
Recovered Balls: 4208 (Barça having 2216 @ 53%RBs and Opponents, 1993 @ 47%RBs)
Turn Overs: 5699 (Barça @ 2749 had 48%, and 2950 @ 52% for opponents)
La Liga: 1st Division ends
See TABLE.
Or click Here, Table
NUMBER OF GAMES PLAYED..........38, with 19 games played at HOME and 19 played AWAY
POINTS MADE..........91
POINTS MADE AT HOME..........52
POINTS MADE AWAY..........39
FC Barcelona drew just one game at HOME (to Sevilla 0:0 ) and six AWAY to (Real Sociedad 2:2, Valencia 2:2, Athletic Club Bilbao 2:2, Espanyol 1:1, Villarreal 0:0 and Real Betis 2:2), lost one game at HOME (to Real Madrid 1:2) and two games AWAY (to Osasuna 3:2 and Getafe 1:0)
The CLUB conceded 29 goals, ..........11 at HOME and 18, AWAY
NUMBER OF GAMES WON ..........28
NUMBER OF GAMES WON AT HOME..........17
NUMBER OF GAMES WON AWAY..........11
NUMBER OF DRAWS .........7
NUMBER OF DRAWS AT HOME..........1
NUMBER OF DRAWS AWAY..........6
NUMBER OF GAMES LOST..........3
NUMBER OF GAMES LOST AT HOME..........1
NUMBER OF GAMES LOST AWAY..........2
NUMBER OF GOALS SCORED..........114
NUMBER OF GOALS SCORED AT HOME..........73
NUMBER OF GOALS SCORED AWAY..........41
Barça 114 Goals, and 29 Goals scored against Barça by some of the 19 clubs that played against Barça.
Barça total goal was 114 Goals while some of the opponents that played against FCB who were able to score at least a goal, HOME or AWAY had 29 Goals in all. The total is 143 Goals, both Barça goals and opponents goals.
Barça has 80% of the goals.
These are the Clubs that couldn't score against Barça HOME and AWAY:
1. Villareal
2. Racing Santander
3. Sevilla
4. Mallorca
5. Rayo Vallecano
NUMBER OF PENALTIES PLAYED..........10
The Clubs that played against Barcelona, including Barcelona, made a total of 866 Goal Attempts (GA), where Barça alone made approximately 610 GAs alone out of the 866GAs total. This is an incredible 70% GAs from Barça.
Out of the 866GAs, 246 were OFF TARGET, Barça with 65%OFT. 396GAs were ON TARGET where Barça had 74% ONT. 28 were TO POST with Barça having 82% TP
There were approximately 240 OFFSIDE POSITIONS. Barça had 54 OFF SIDE POSITIONS out of the 240 OFFS or 23% OFFS by percentage.
389 CORNER KICKS approximately. Barça played 70% CKs. (274CKs to FCB and 115 to Opponents)
Penalty Kicks, 14 in all, Barça playing 10 with 71%PKs.
The games saw 1023 Fouls, Barça made just 39%FLs. (402 Barça Fouls and 621 Opponent fouls)
A total of 238 cards were given. Barça had 83 with 54%, Opponents had 155 @ 46%
226 Yellow Cards were given, about 79 for Barça and 147 for other Clubs, ( about 35%YCs for Barça)
12 Red Cars, 4 for Barça (33%RCs) and 8 for Opponents (67%RCs for Opponents).
Ball Possession BP.
ed Barça had over 50 BPs for each game. (about 70%BPs in total)Recovered Balls: 4208 (Barça having 2216 @ 53%RBs and Opponents, 1993 @ 47%RBs)
Turn Overs: 5699 (Barça @ 2749 had 48%, and 2950 @ 52% for opponents)
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Barça's first La Liga Win at HOME was against Villareal at Camp Nou where Barça trashed them 5 nil.
Barça's first La Liga Win AWAY was against Osasuna where Barça trashed them 8 nil.
Barça's first La Liga Loss was against Real Madrid at Camp Nou where Barça lost to Madrid by 1:2
Barça's first La Liga LOSS, AWAY was against Getafe. It ended 1:0
Barça's first La Liga DRAW at HOME was against Sevilla at Camp Nou where Barça played a goaless draw with Sevilla.
Barça's first La Liga DRAW, AWAY was with Real Socoedad. It was a 2:2 draw.
Barça Scored 114 Goals in La Liga
Messi scored 50 Goals out of all the goals with 44% goals alone.
La Liga has 1040 goals by all the first team 20 Clubs
Real Madrid Has the highest Number of goals, 121 goals, 12% of all Liga goals.
Barça has 141 goals with 11% of all the goals.
Leo Messi has 50 goals, 5% of all Liga goalsedHe's indeed an Alien
Barça's first La Liga Win AWAY was against Osasuna where Barça trashed them 8 nil.
Barça's first La Liga Loss was against Real Madrid at Camp Nou where Barça lost to Madrid by 1:2
Barça's first La Liga LOSS, AWAY was against Getafe. It ended 1:0
Barça's first La Liga DRAW at HOME was against Sevilla at Camp Nou where Barça played a goaless draw with Sevilla.
Barça's first La Liga DRAW, AWAY was with Real Socoedad. It was a 2:2 draw.
Barça Scored 114 Goals in La Liga
Messi scored 50 Goals out of all the goals with 44% goals alone.
La Liga has 1040 goals by all the first team 20 Clubs
Real Madrid Has the highest Number of goals, 121 goals, 12% of all Liga goals.
Barça has 141 goals with 11% of all the goals.
Leo Messi has 50 goals, 5% of all Liga goals
edHe's indeed an Alien
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See TABLE Below:
1. Real Madrid 100pts - 121 Goals
2. Barcelona 91pts - 114 Goals
3. Valencia 61pts - 59 Goals
4. Málaga 58pts - 54 Goals
5. Atlético de Madrid 56pts - 53 Goals
6. Levante 55pts - 54 Goals
7. Osasuna 54pts - 44 Goals
8. Mallorca 52pts - 42 Goals
9. Sevilla FC 50pts - 48 Goals
10. Athletic Club de Bilbao 49pts - 49 Goals
11. Getafe 47pts - 40 Goals
12. Real Sociedad 47pts - 46 Goals
13. Real Betis 47pts - 47 Goals
14. Espanyol 46pts - 46 Goals
15. Rayo Vallecano 43pts - 53 Goals
16. Real Zaragoza 43pts - 36 Goals
17. Granada 42pts - 35 - Goals
18. Villarreal 41pts - 38 Goals
19. Sporting Gijon 37pts - 42 Goals
20. Racing Santander 27pts - 28 Goals
Any club that wins all games would make 114 points at the end of the season (each win = 3 points, and number of games played = 38. Then 38 * 3 = 114 points.) No club has ever made 114 or 100% before.
1. Real Madrid 100pts (approximately 88%, and losing 14pts)
2. Barcelona 91pts (approximately 80%, and losing 23pts)
3. Valencia 61pts (approximately 54%, and losing 53pts)
4. Málaga 58pts (approximately 51%, and losing 56pts)
5. Atlético de Madrid 56pts (approximately 49%, and losing 58pts)
6. Levante 55pts (approximately 48%, and losing 59pts)
7. Osasuna 54pts (approximately 47%, and losing 60pts)
8. Mallorca 52pts (approximately 46%, and losing 62pts)
9. Sevilla FC FC 50pts (approximately 44%, and losing 64pts)
10. Athletic Club de Bilbao 49pts (approximately 43%, and losing 65pts)
11. Getafe 47pts (approximately 41%, and losing 67pts)
12. Real Sociedad 47pts (approximately 41%, and losing 67pts)
13. Real Betis 47pts (approximately 41%, and losing 67pts)
14. Espanyol 46pts (approximately 40%, and losing 68pts)
15. Rayo Vallecano 43pts (approximately 38%, and losing 71pts)
16. Real Zaragoza 43pts (approximately 38%, and losing 71pts)
17. Granada 42pts (approximately 37%, and losing 72pts)
18. Villarreal 41pts (approximately 36%, and losing 73pts)
19. Sporting Gijon 37pts (approximately 32%, and losing 77pts)
20. Racing Santander 27pts (approximately 24%, and losing 87pts)
1. Real Madrid 100pts - 121 Goals
2. Barcelona 91pts - 114 Goals
3. Valencia 61pts - 59 Goals
4. Málaga 58pts - 54 Goals
5. Atlético de Madrid 56pts - 53 Goals
6. Levante 55pts - 54 Goals
7. Osasuna 54pts - 44 Goals
8. Mallorca 52pts - 42 Goals
9. Sevilla FC 50pts - 48 Goals
10. Athletic Club de Bilbao 49pts - 49 Goals
11. Getafe 47pts - 40 Goals
12. Real Sociedad 47pts - 46 Goals
13. Real Betis 47pts - 47 Goals
14. Espanyol 46pts - 46 Goals
15. Rayo Vallecano 43pts - 53 Goals
16. Real Zaragoza 43pts - 36 Goals
17. Granada 42pts - 35 - Goals
18. Villarreal 41pts - 38 Goals
19. Sporting Gijon 37pts - 42 Goals
20. Racing Santander 27pts - 28 Goals
Any club that wins all games would make 114 points at the end of the season (each win = 3 points, and number of games played = 38. Then 38 * 3 = 114 points.) No club has ever made 114 or 100% before.
1. Real Madrid 100pts (approximately 88%, and losing 14pts)
2. Barcelona 91pts (approximately 80%, and losing 23pts)
3. Valencia 61pts (approximately 54%, and losing 53pts)
4. Málaga 58pts (approximately 51%, and losing 56pts)
5. Atlético de Madrid 56pts (approximately 49%, and losing 58pts)
6. Levante 55pts (approximately 48%, and losing 59pts)
7. Osasuna 54pts (approximately 47%, and losing 60pts)
8. Mallorca 52pts (approximately 46%, and losing 62pts)
9. Sevilla FC FC 50pts (approximately 44%, and losing 64pts)
10. Athletic Club de Bilbao 49pts (approximately 43%, and losing 65pts)
11. Getafe 47pts (approximately 41%, and losing 67pts)
12. Real Sociedad 47pts (approximately 41%, and losing 67pts)
13. Real Betis 47pts (approximately 41%, and losing 67pts)
14. Espanyol 46pts (approximately 40%, and losing 68pts)
15. Rayo Vallecano 43pts (approximately 38%, and losing 71pts)
16. Real Zaragoza 43pts (approximately 38%, and losing 71pts)
17. Granada 42pts (approximately 37%, and losing 72pts)
18. Villarreal 41pts (approximately 36%, and losing 73pts)
19. Sporting Gijon 37pts (approximately 32%, and losing 77pts)
20. Racing Santander 27pts (approximately 24%, and losing 87pts)
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2011/2012 La Liga Top Assists:
1 Mesut Özil (Real Madrid) 17
2 Lionel Messi (Barcelona) 15
3 Ãngel Di MarÃa (Real Madrid) 15
4 Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Madrid) 12
5 Jesús Navas (Sevilla FC) 12
6 Dani Alves (Barcelona) 11
7 Xabi Alonso (Real Madrid) 9
8 Andrés Iniesta (Barcelona) 9
9 Gonzalo Castro (Mallorca) 9
10 Jose Barkero (Levante) 8
11 Sergio GarcÃa (Espanyol) 8
1t Cesc Fábregas (Barcelona) 8
13 Raúl GarcÃa (Osasuna) 8
14 Xavi (Barcelona) 7
15 Kaká (Real Madrid) 7
16 Karim Benzema (Real Madrid) 7
17 Gonzalo HiguaÃn (Real Madrid) 7
18 Carlos Vela (Real Sociedad) 7
19 Markel Susaeta (Athletic Club de Bilbao) 7
20 Ander Herrera Athletic (Club de Bilbao) 7
21 Alvaro Cejudo (Osasuna) 7
22 José Antonio Reyes (Sevilla) FC 6
23 Valdo (Levante) 6
24 Jonathan (Real Betis) 6
25 Borja Valero (Villarreal) 6
26 Arda Turan (Atlético Madrid) 6
27 Carlos Martins (Granada) 6
28 Ivan Rakitic (Sevilla) FC 6
29 Gaizka Toquero (Athletic Club de Bilbao) 6
La Liga Top Assists , eESPN
1 Mesut Özil (Real Madrid) 17
2 Lionel Messi (Barcelona) 15
3 Ãngel Di MarÃa (Real Madrid) 15
4 Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Madrid) 12
5 Jesús Navas (Sevilla FC) 12
6 Dani Alves (Barcelona) 11
7 Xabi Alonso (Real Madrid) 9
8 Andrés Iniesta (Barcelona) 9
9 Gonzalo Castro (Mallorca) 9
10 Jose Barkero (Levante) 8
11 Sergio GarcÃa (Espanyol) 8
1t Cesc Fábregas (Barcelona) 8
13 Raúl GarcÃa (Osasuna) 8
14 Xavi (Barcelona) 7
15 Kaká (Real Madrid) 7
16 Karim Benzema (Real Madrid) 7
17 Gonzalo HiguaÃn (Real Madrid) 7
18 Carlos Vela (Real Sociedad) 7
19 Markel Susaeta (Athletic Club de Bilbao) 7
20 Ander Herrera Athletic (Club de Bilbao) 7
21 Alvaro Cejudo (Osasuna) 7
22 José Antonio Reyes (Sevilla) FC 6
23 Valdo (Levante) 6
24 Jonathan (Real Betis) 6
25 Borja Valero (Villarreal) 6
26 Arda Turan (Atlético Madrid) 6
27 Carlos Martins (Granada) 6
28 Ivan Rakitic (Sevilla) FC 6
29 Gaizka Toquero (Athletic Club de Bilbao) 6
La Liga Top Assists , eESPN
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Biggest Goal (Win) at HOME
The Biggest Goal at HOME was the 8 nil demolishion upon Osasuna at Camp Nou.
Osasuna later retaliated with a 3:2 win against Barça at their own home, See Reyno de Navarra
Of course we kind of underestimated Them, some said, not playing our main squad. Squad used: see here. ;)
Biggest Goal AWAY
The greatest Goal AWAY was the 7 nil demolishion upon Rayo Vallecano at Es Stadio de Vallecas
Biggest Defeats against Barça, away from home (goal-wise)
Osasuna managed to score and win by 3:2 at their HOME, Reyno de Navarra.
Also, Granada made it up to 3 goals but now at Camp Nou. Yet Barcelona gave them five slaps - and was able to win - despite 3 goals. A 5:3 win by Barça.
The Biggest Goal at HOME was the 8 nil demolishion upon Osasuna at Camp Nou.
Osasuna later retaliated with a 3:2 win against Barça at their own home, See Reyno de Navarra
Of course we kind of underestimated Them, some said, not playing our main squad. Squad used: see here. ;)
Biggest Goal AWAY
The greatest Goal AWAY was the 7 nil demolishion upon Rayo Vallecano at Es Stadio de Vallecas
Biggest Defeats against Barça, away from home (goal-wise)
Osasuna managed to score and win by 3:2 at their HOME, Reyno de Navarra.
Also, Granada made it up to 3 goals but now at Camp Nou. Yet Barcelona gave them five slaps - and was able to win - despite 3 goals. A 5:3 win by Barça.