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This thread is for the ever popular Chuck Norris jokes.

I'll start with a couple....

When someone jumps into water, they get wet... When Chuck Norris jumps into the water, the water gets Chuck Norrised.

Chuck Norris can divide by "0".

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity..twice!

Chuck norris CAN believe it's not butter!
 
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. (personally my fav)


Try some vin diesel as well. :-D
 
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