C
Collier
Guest
A preacher decided that it was such a beautiful Sunday morning that he would walk to the church service. About halfway there, he walked by the home of a member who obviously did not plan on attending that morning because he was out in the yard giving his horse a bath. Being a bit embarrassed that the preacher had caught him, he said, "Preacher, I guess you can tell that I am in the midst of something that I can't stop in time to attend services today. But after all, I've always heard that "Cleanliness is next to Godliness." The preacher said, "Maybe the horse will make it then."