There's very few schools that have the clout that Penn State has. It takes cache, it takes the name "Penn State", the name of the school has to strike fee in the hearts that have been turned to stone. Do what Penn State did. What right did Penn State have to demand all their rough games were played home? NONE! But they sealed the deal! What right did they have to bust in the doors of the NFL and demand to be allowed? NONE!!
So, you see, elijah, Penn State has paved the way for you to join a new conference and make demands while you're doing it. Now they have paved your way to the Super Bowl! Next year it will be in Happy Valley, but you could shoot for 2014 in Des Moines. Give me the word, and I'll bend Goodell's ear. I'll make that happen.
Why would I do all that? Simple, you are my recruits. I'm recruiting you to the NbA franchise I'm starting. When I showed them I could bounce the birdie up with my racquet 3 times in a row, they offered me all kinds of concessions. I'm starting, managing and owning my first National Badminton Association franchise. The Louisiana Lions! Yes, I studied Penn State, low these many years. I didn't have to pay a dime for workshops & breakout sessions. It was my own study. And I learned from the best. What Penn State pulled off with the Big Ten AND the NFL is 24 karat GOLD.