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On a tour of Alaska, a man of God went to the mountains for some sight seeing. He was cruising along when suddenly there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods.
A helpless environmentalist, wearing a "Save the Whales" T-shirt was struggling frantically, trying to free himself from the jaws of a 10 foot grizzly.
As the man of God watched horrified, a group of loggers came racing up. One quickly fired a .44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding semiconscious environmentalist from the bear.
Then, the three loggers threw the bear onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed the injured environmentalist in the back seat.
The man of God said to the loggers, "May God's blessing be upon all of you for your brave actions! I heard there was a bitter hatred between loggers and environmental activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes that love overcomes differences."
As the man of God drove off, one of the loggers said, "That was a man of God. He has access to all God's wisdom."
Another logger said, "He may have access to all God's wisdom, but he sure doesn't know anything about bear hunting..... By the way, is the bait holding up okay or do we need to go back to town and grab another one?"
A helpless environmentalist, wearing a "Save the Whales" T-shirt was struggling frantically, trying to free himself from the jaws of a 10 foot grizzly.
As the man of God watched horrified, a group of loggers came racing up. One quickly fired a .44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding semiconscious environmentalist from the bear.
Then, the three loggers threw the bear onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed the injured environmentalist in the back seat.
The man of God said to the loggers, "May God's blessing be upon all of you for your brave actions! I heard there was a bitter hatred between loggers and environmental activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes that love overcomes differences."
As the man of God drove off, one of the loggers said, "That was a man of God. He has access to all God's wisdom."
Another logger said, "He may have access to all God's wisdom, but he sure doesn't know anything about bear hunting..... By the way, is the bait holding up okay or do we need to go back to town and grab another one?"