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Facts about the Potato Bug, aka Embryona Satanicus~Gross!

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There are nearly 35 species of Potato Bugs (Embryona Satanicus) in the world, of which only 25 to 33 have any man- or animal-threatening status. The rest are innocent members of the earth's fauna, and – as disgusting as it may sound – some make great pets.

Housing potato bugs in captivity poses three main problems. Firstly, most species come from moist, earthy, warm environments and therefore need to be kept at least 50ºF minimum to be happy.

Secondly, there is the problem of the potato bugs escaping and infesting the house. This problem is easily overcome by careful selection of species and cage structure. The cage needs to be escape-proof.

Thirdly, potato bugs are the most universally feared, hated and disgusting creatures on the planet. Guests in your house should be made well aware that you are keeping Satan’s spawn under the same roof with them.

HOUSING

As most species of potato bug are good climbers and can gnaw through 12-gauge steel mesh, a tight fitting lid is required made of a good quality 16-grade galvanized sheet steel with nail holes (no bigger) to allow for air flow. The walls of the cage should be galvanized steel backed with 5/8" plywood, carefully mitered at corners and reinforced with L brackets to prevent escape. Wood screws are preferred over nails for assembly, as potato bugs have been known to ram against the walls until the nails eventually loosen from the wood and work free, compromising the integrity of the structure, and allowing the creatures to infest your house and lay eggs in your ear canal or anus. The floor of the cage should be covered with wood shavings or peat for easy burrowing, lined below with: 1) 5/8" plywood treated with Thompson’s Water Seal. 2) A layer of galvanized steel. 3) Another layer of 5/8" plywood. The outside of the cage should be painted liberally with exterior latex to further help seal the materials, edges and seams.

FEEDING

All known species of potato bug are omnivorous (this means that, like you and me, they eat nearly everything) though in captivity most species do best on a mixture of dried feed/grains, fresh vegetables or fruit, human skin (old scabs), dead bugs or small animals. I feed mine mostly on oats and fruit, along with road-stunned cats or possums (they seem to like warm meat). NOTE: Although they don't need fresh meat every day, it is important that they always have enough to eat otherwise they will start eating the cage as well as each other.

BREEDING

As a general rule breeding will take care of itself; eggs are normally laid in an ootheca (nature’s answer to the polystyrene egg box). Some species will secrete these in the corners of the cage or other warm, accessible nooks and crannies throughout your house – under appliances, near to the water heater, or sometimes on humans (ear canals, nostrils, anus) while you sleep.
 
Thank you tzalam2.

You have taken my semi-phobia to a full-blown psychosis. I am now sitting in my living room with a 12-gauge in case one of those darn things tries to gnaw through my screen door.

I'm sure I'll sleep well tonight.

Any other Cali's got some potato bug stories? Free? Anybody?
 
ThinkerMan"~Thank you tzalam2.

You have taken my semi-phobia to a full-blown psychosis. I am now sitting in my living room with a 12-gauge in case one of those darn things tries to gnaw through my screen door.

I'm sure I'll sleep well tonight.


ROTFL!
Hey, YOU started it! :tongue
ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaa! :angel: :angel: :tongue :biggrin :-D :) :wink:
You got my curiousity piqued, so, there ya go....that's what
you get for posting something interesting and bizarre all at the same time!

Well, did you have to blow away your screen door last night?
As Emeril says: "BAM!!"



You ain't psychotic, yew's jes nermal.
 
Quath said:
At least they do not burst through your chest when they hatch.

Quath

I think they MIGHT! :o

They can ram a wooden wall down by butting it with their
buggy heads.

bonk! bonk! bonk! bonk! CRASSSHHHH!
 
StoveBolts said:
Yeah,
I'd like to order the video on breeding :-D

Welllllllll, if you DO breed them, be sure to plug up
your ears, so they don't lay egg cases in your head.
Remember that Twilight Zone show where some bug
got into a man's head, via his ear, and ate his brain?
Or was that Star Trek?

As for protecting the OTHER parts of your body that
tater bugs like, maybe before you breed them, you should
find some Iron Pants to wear. Granted, they can chew through them,
but, the NOISE of their jaws grating on the metal will wake you up
in time to fling them off.

Whoo-hoooo! Flyin' tater bugs!
 
tzalam2 said:
Welllllllll, if you DO breed them, be sure to plug up
your ears, so they don't lay egg cases in your head.
Remember that Twilight Zone show where some bug
got into a man's head, via his ear, and ate his brain?
Or was that Star Trek?
I think it was Star Trek 2 for the mind control bug.

I think Night Gallery had a show where an ear wig was put in someone's ear (by a twist of fate, the guy that hired the assassin). The earwig was suppose to eat the ear wax and then keep eating it way through the brain until it came out the other side. It was a long time before I could sleep without my hands over my ears after I saw that.

Quath
 
I think Night Gallery had a show where an ear wig was put in someone's ear (by a twist of fate, the guy that hired the assassin).

Yes, Night Gallery! I thought it was Twilight Zone.

The earwig was suppose to eat the ear wax and then keep eating it way through the brain until it came out the other side. It was a long time before I could sleep without my hands over my ears after I saw that.

ROTFL! Me too! That was a well done sci-fi show. Almost a horror show.
 
Speaking of GOOD Science Fiction, I read Starship Trooper, by Robert Heinlein, 2 years ago. LOVED THE BOOK! Masterful Science Fiction, I thought.
Then, I saw the movie.
Ohhh! What a travesty! What an INSULT to Heinlein's talents.
The Starship Trooper movie was so idiotic, lame, and sophmoric that I couldn't watch the whole movie.

If I had about 100, 000,000 dollars, I would spend some of it on a
remake of Starship Trooper, and make it into a drama, which is what the book was.
Do any of you read Science Fiction? Not this fantasy-spell casting garbage out now, but, the older writers?
 
I like Heinlein, though he can get quite weird and perverse at times.

I also like Arthur C. Clarke, Ray Bradbury, Isaac Asimov, Philip K. Dick (in this case, I liked the movie Bladerunner better than "Do Andriods Dream of Electric Sheep") and a lot of the older short stories.

One thing I noticed about sci-fi books is that they explore ourselves in hypothetical situations and try to make sense of them. Heinlein looks at group marriages; Asimov shows aliens with 3 genders; Joanna Russ shows 4 parallel universes in which men and women are at war; John Varley shows a man falling in love with a centaur; and Margaret Atwood shows a world where America is a theocracy and one class of women are breeders (handmaids).

I would like to read Starship Troopers. I actually liked the movie. But some people have told me that if I had read the book first, i would not have.

Quath
 
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