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When I was in South America the toilets flushed backwards.
And just about all draining water circles in a counter-clockwise fashion in the Southern hemisphere.

It really freaked me out.

So that means all "swirly's" given to lil kids are going to be backwards below the Equator.

Just sayin.
 
When I was in South America the toilets flushed backwards.
And just about all draining water circles in a counter-clockwise fashion in the Southern hemisphere.

It really freaked me out.

So that means all "swirly's" given to lil kids are going to be backwards below the Equator.

Just sayin.
That's enough to seriously mess a kid up for life!
 
I know right?

A backwards swirly just is wrong.

So for heaven's sake only put one on a kid in the Northern Hemisphere.
If a kid is from the Southern hemisphere,
Wouldn't it be wrong to give him a swirly if he happened to be in the Norhthern Hemisphere??
 
What?
Did you say something?

Most married people understand that men have a very hard time listening to their wives. It's actually a spiritual principle. The flesh man (Adam) never listens to the inner man, (Eve.) It's shown to us everyday, in reality.

I always tell my wife, when she claims I'm not listening: "You know I can't hear you." She has an extreme natural talent for asking me a single question in 3 different ways that requires 3 different answers. One yes, one no, one maybe. And she uses it to "catch" me in the act of not listening. She's trained me well to listen to her, somewhat better. Less friction.
 
Most married people understand that men have a very hard time listening to their wives. It's actually a spiritual principle. The flesh man (Adam) never listens to the inner man, (Eve.) It's shown to us everyday, in reality.

I always tell my wife, when she claims I'm not listening: "You know I can't hear you." She has an extreme natural talent for asking me a single question in 3 different ways that requires 3 different answers. One yes, one no, one maybe. And she uses it to "catch" me in the act of not listening. She's trained me well to listen to her, somewhat better. Less friction.
Listen to me Smaller.
Men don't listen ONLY when they don't want to hear what is being said.
They seem to be very good at hearing what they want to hear.
 
Listen to me Smaller.
Men don't listen ONLY when they don't want to hear what is being said.
They seem to be very good at hearing what they want to hear.
So, yes and no then? Where's a maybe when you need one? heh heh heh
 
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What happens to the kid at the equator?

He gets that fashionable Alfalfa look with his hair parted in the middle.

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