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John Kerry cut himself shaving yesterday and received, yet, another Purple Heart.
- Wednesday's AJC Vent
 
Annoy a liberal....work hard and be happy.
- Author Unknown
 
Kerry....LOL

"Senator Kerry is at his home in Nantucket windsurfing....even his hobby depends on which way the wind blows."
- Jay Leno
 
Some funny ones about Bush:

"Monday on NBC Bush said about the war on terrorism, 'I don't think we can win it.' And yesterday he said at a rally, 'We will win it." John Kerry is furious. Now Bush is beating him on flip-flopping. Hey, that was his issue." --Jay Leno

"The Republican Convention goes on all week, and of course, the highlight will be toward the end of the week. George Bush will show up for one day, you know, just like he did in the National Guard." --David Letterman

"The President and Mrs. Bush were on 'Larry King' last night and the president said, 'America is absolutely better off today than it was 4 years ago.' Then he said, 'Did I say America, I meant Chevron.'" --Bill Maher

"The president finally explained why he sat in that classroom on 9/11 for 7 minutes after he was told the country was under attack. He said he was 'collecting his thoughts.' What a time to start a new hobby.'" --Bill Maher

"President Bush is trying to put a positive spin on the latest bad economic numbers. Today he declared victory in the 'War on Jobs.'" --Craig Kilborn

"Is it me or is Bush going everywhere Kerry goes? So far in the past week, President Bush has followed John Kerry to Davenport, Iowa; New Mexico; Las Vegas; Los Angeles; and he follows him to Portland, Oregon. The only place he never followed John Kerry was Vietnam." --Jay Leno

"President Bush said yesterday it doesn't make any sense to raise taxes on the rich because rich people can figure out how to dodge taxes. Then Dick Cheney said 'Shut up! You're ruining everything.'" --Jay Leno

"Have you noticed how the Republicans and Democrats try to copy each other at their conventions. Like at the Democratic convention John Kerry's daughter told a story about how he once gave CPR to her hamster. At the Republican convention the Bush girls are going to tell a story about how when their hamster was bad, their dad built them a little electric chair." â€â€Jay Leno

"The L.A. Times reports that al Qaeda terrorists have been traced to Iran, and President Bush is talking tough. In fact he said he will attack the minute he has evidence his approval rating is under 45 percent." â€â€Jay Leno

"As the Democrats get revved up at their convention in Boston, President Bush is fighting back the only way he knows how: by going on vacation! Ah, it's nice to take a rest, replenish your supply of smirks. The vacation was expected, because Bush traditionally takes a month off every summer to relax and avoid reading National Security Warnings." â€â€Craig Kilborn

"Campaigning in Iowa yesterday President Bush vowed he will not raise taxes in the next four years. He said I believe it is hard, very difficult to raise taxes when you are not president." â€â€Craig Kilborn

"Imagine if they delay the election. This could mean that Bush would be the longest serving president never to get elected." â€â€Jay Leno, on reports that the election may be delayed in the event of a terrorist attack

"One guy who's excited about the handover is President George Bush. He's thrilled about turning over power back to Iraq. You know why? Because he's thinking about invading them again." â€â€David Letterman

"Saddam Hussein is about to face trial and George Bush wants to execute him. Not because of the war crimes, but because Saddam is beating him in the polls."  Craig Kilborn

"Rumors have restarted that the Republican ticket will not be Bush-Cheney. But today those rumors were put to rest when Cheney said, 'No, I'm keeping him on the ticket.'" â€â€Jay Leno

"Former President Bush, to celebrate his 80th birthday, jumped out of an airplane. And if you've seen the polls, you know he's not the only Bush in freefall." â€â€David Letterman

"Newly released transcripts reveal that President Nixon was drunk during the Arab-Israeli crisis of 1973. After hearing this, President Bush said, 'Hey, so was I!'" â€â€Conan O'Brien

"Bush explained his strategy for transfer of power. It's a two part plan. Part one: clean out his desk. Part two: rent a U-Haul." â€â€David Letterman

"Homeland Security has warned of possible summer attacks by Al Qaeda. And it must be pretty serious because President Bush has already ignored three memos about this." â€â€David Letterman

"President Bush is going to establish elections there in Iraq. He's going to rebuild the infrastructure. He's going to create jobs. He said if it works there, he'll try it here." â€â€David Letterman

"President Bush announced he has a five-point strategy for getting out of Iraq. Points six through 10 will be handled by the Kerry administration." â€â€David Letterman

Many more from http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbush2004jokes.htm

Quath
 
"The Republican Convention goes on all week, and of course, the highlight will be toward the end of the week. George Bush will show up for one day, you know, just like he did in the National Guard." --David Letterman
Isn't it sad that they can't find anything else to attack and they are scrambling for stuff on Bush they have to attack that. The National Guard is a very important part of our Miliary. How would you want someone like John Kerry who when he got back from the war was criticizing our government for going to war. How would you like someone like that to be Commander in Chief?
 
Fish-Cross said:
Isn't it sad that they can't find anything else to attack and they are scrambling for stuff on Bush they have to attack that. The National Guard is a very important part of our Miliary. How would you want someone like John Kerry who when he got back from the war was criticizing our government for going to war. How would you like someone like that to be Commander in Chief?
Are you saying that if someone thinks that the war is unjustified that they should not speak out against it? I much rather have someone who has seen war and wants it to stop than someone that has never seen it and wants to keep going to war.

Quath
 
Well down in my neck of the woods its either vote for owl eyes (johnny) or grumpy (lathem) and so Ill end saying wats all on our hearts the famous words Of Abimbamboombalic:

elodien sauce plug calateral BING and Go You mighty panthers [/quote]
 
Quotes

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
--Robert Frost

You know the hardest thing about having cerebral palsy and being a woman It's plucking your eyebrows. That's how I originally got pierced ears.
--Geri Jewell

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
--Erma Bombeck

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.
--Bill Vaughan

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
--Unknown

Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
--Unknown

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
--Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)

My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
--Rita Rudner

Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.
--Woody Allen

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
--Albert Einstein

The fact that no one understands you doesn't make you an artist.
--Unknown

People who never get carried away should be.
--Malcolm Forbes

When a ladder was stolen from a store the manager said that further steps would be taken
--Unknown

The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
--Noelie Altito

I don't intend for this to take on a political tone. I'm just here for the drugs.
--Nancy Reagan, former First Lady


Hannibal Lecter : On a similar note I must confess to you, I'm giving very serious thought... to eating your wife.

i like this one better still

Forest Gump

"Life is like a box of choclets"
 
this one is for neather of them better the devil you know then the devil you dont.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :fadein:
 
Quath said:
Fish-Cross said:
Isn't it sad that they can't find anything else to attack and they are scrambling for stuff on Bush they have to attack that. The National Guard is a very important part of our Miliary. How would you want someone like John Kerry who when he got back from the war was criticizing our government for going to war. How would you like someone like that to be Commander in Chief?
Are you saying that if someone thinks that the war is unjustified that they should not speak out against it? I much rather have someone who has seen war and wants it to stop than someone that has never seen it and wants to keep going to war.

Quath
I'm saying that anyone who thinks the war is unjustified is flat out ignorant. John Kerry and any of his supporters are just plain IGNORANT.
 
Fish-Cross said:
I'm saying that anyone who thinks the war is unjustified is flat out ignorant. John Kerry and any of his supporters are just plain IGNORANT.
So how is this a justified war?

Quath
 
Fish-Cross said:
Quath said:
[quote="Fish-Cross":934cd] Isn't it sad that they can't find anything else to attack and they are scrambling for stuff on Bush they have to attack that. The National Guard is a very important part of our Miliary. How would you want someone like John Kerry who when he got back from the war was criticizing our government for going to war. How would you like someone like that to be Commander in Chief?
Are you saying that if someone thinks that the war is unjustified that they should not speak out against it? I much rather have someone who has seen war and wants it to stop than someone that has never seen it and wants to keep going to war.

Quath
I'm saying that anyone who thinks the war is unjustified is flat out ignorant. John Kerry and any of his supporters are just plain IGNORANT.[/quote:934cd]Anyone who makes such blanket statements is plain ignorant. There are very intelligent and informed people on both sides of the issue.
 
Quath said:
Fish-Cross said:
I'm saying that anyone who thinks the war is unjustified is flat out ignorant. John Kerry and any of his supporters are just plain IGNORANT.
So how is this a justified war?

Quath
Because we have captured a very dangerous man. These people contributed to 9/11 and posed as a security risk to our country. And last but not least, the weapons of mass destruction.
 
Fish-Cross said:
Quath said:
[quote="Fish-Cross":03b48] I'm saying that anyone who thinks the war is unjustified is flat out ignorant. John Kerry and any of his supporters are just plain IGNORANT.
So how is this a justified war?

Quath
Because we have captured a very dangerous man.[/quote:03b48]There are thousands of dangerous men in this world. That's no reason to go to war.

These people contributed to 9/11 and posed as a security risk to our country.
Not according to the 9/11 commission. I think they might have access to more facts than you or I, and I trust their conclusions.
And last but not least, the weapons of mass destruction.
Which ones are those?
 
Let's please stay on topic, thanks!
"Bad representatives are voted by good citizens who do not vote."
- Author Unknown
 
"Kerry's like a Ken doll - plastic, lacking in substance, and can be bought for about $10.00."
- Sean Hannity
 
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