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has anybody ever dated a klingon?

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Sm i i i i i th..........


Oooooh, Smi i i i i i i i i i i th!!!!!!




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Um, Excuse me.......


Has anyone seen R2D2?

He is sooooo handsome!


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RyanT said:
Danger, Danger. We have lost all reason in this thread.


:biglaugh, this was fun. later



Ah figures!

As soon as the klingy mushy female robots show up
the Klingon guys get scared off...


okay.... Good night then....

maybe this was just a bad lost in space nightmare for you Klingon kinda guys?


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(Rosie robot mutters as she rolls out towards the door....)

(Rosie waves at the Asimovian type Android from Star Trek The Next Generation that has caught her eye just beyond the threshhold...)


Data..... Oh Data.....


to be continued ....


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jasoncran said:
we have taken this thread all over.
the jetsons

Jetson your fired!!!!!!!!!!




Jason, a message from Data for you!




Don't worry Jason,

I took care of Rosie last night when she called out to me...

She's scrap metal now baby! ooooo hahahahahahhaa! :eyebrow

Btw, I hear there are some wicked Klingon women here... I am available for assistance in communications with them whenever you are ready, sir. I will be in my quarters if you need me.
:salute

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Is it just me, or has anyone else noticed that Klingons evolve quicker than humans?
 
Yes. Well you know my future wife dressed up as a Klingon. I bet she would give me the weird eye when I first bring it up....I am a Trekkie...yeah I denied it in the past, but yes I am definitely a Trekkie...there can be no doubt after watching every episode of Deep Space Nine from start to finish last spring and summer.
 
I do like Star Trek TNG, Voyager and DS9, the original is a little too old for me, but anyways Klingon's are a little too vicious for me, I mean honestly getting bit on the cheek isn't something I would look forward too.
 
Dating a Klingon didn't go too well. #1, I don't like Gagh. #2, I don't like to shed blood on a first date. And when she called me a Ha'Dibah, I probably shouldn't have responded with "your mother is a Qi'Yah!" I think she thought I was trying too hard to win her affection. I should have used a milder insult. I guess that's why most Klingon men stick to growling and snarling. Then she found out I used to date a Romulan, and things went downhill from there.
 
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