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Star Wars is nothing more than a space soap opera, you silly heretic!
 
Ms.Babylon said:
Star Wars is nothing more than a space soap opera, you silly heretic!


Hey!! That is a capital offense where I come from [Tatooine]!! You better take that back! I shall call Jango Fett on his cell phone and have him hunt you DOWN!!! :robot:
 
Pfft. I've been hunted by trolls, rat familiars, animated skeletons, werewolves, vampires; and the mind-controlled US army, FBI and MI5! I once killed a vampire by using my arm as a makeshift stake, covering it in wood dust and pushing it through the rotting corpse's chest! Your threats mean nothing to me. I'll protect Ms.Babylon and ward off any laser beams using my shiny mithril sword!
 
Star Wars v. Star Trek?

No contest. One is a good-versus-evil saga with a few silly characters. FWIW I liked Jar Jar Binks better than those irritating Ewoks who look like animal crackers, that Fishheaded admiral, that idiot bounty hunter (robot or cyborg? Who cares), that roaring hairy sidekick of the space pirate (though I did understand why the fanboy called unibrowed Brooke Shields a 'wookie' on Suddenly Susan), the squirrely sand people, etc., though I did like Princess Leia's buns in the first one. Binks was funny as the irritating stoned rastaman of dubious orientation, kind of like Doug E. Doug as Alec Baldwin's and Anthony Hopkins' sidekick in The Edge-you knew the bear was gonna have soul food for lunch and the white guys'd get away---nothing like that silly mincing villian in the black Nazi helmet (Rick Moranis as Dark Helmet in Spaceballs was better).

The other is a complex tale of military adventurers. I always like the original better than the spinoffs though I liked the first season of Enterprise because Jolene Blalock can glare at the dumb white guys mighty well. TNG was to me too eighties, too much management and diplomacy, too many irritating earnest characters (Riker, Crusher, Data, Geordi, Worf etc. were all pretty wooden. But Kirk was the perfect supercilious horny military commander, Spock was cooler than cool, and Scotty "I canna change the law of physics!" the cool blue collar guy with a heart of gold. Bonus: short skirts! Cool funny villians: Harry Mudd and Cyrano Jones (the one who brought the Tribbles). The only bad thing was too many episodes with a thing like a galaxy size amoeba trying to pull the Enterprise into it.
 
Oh, and once my niece by marriage had a boyfriend I called "The Ferringi" because he looked just like Quark. I loved those silly space Jews with their "rules of acquisition"-even the guy who played Quark-his name was Armin Shimmerman-an onomontapoeic glimmer suggesting both danger and pathos! Ever see the episode of DS9 where the Ferringi went back to Roswell in 1947? That was hilarious sendup of 50s sci fi stinkers!
 
:x No, I did not clean my room, I really need the car keys - I PROMISE I'll be good this time :angel:

See? Something did come out of it - last I heard, he was looking for engagement rings, so since you'll be getting married to nice officer, can I have the keys now? After all - you have ME to thank for this nice new wonderful life you're about to have.

rofl.......

WHY am I just now seeing this???????????? :o

Well Miss Rebel, I hope you are being good. Did you clean your room?
...and no you can't have the car keys. Remember what happened last time I gave them to you? :roll:

The nice police officer that brought you home was good-looking but I could have skipped all the drama.

Oh btw...mom has a date tonight with Officer O'Malley. :angel:

Love and Kisses,
CyberMom
 
Is this where I go to cause trouble?

This God's Rebel chick is a trouble maker.
 
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