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Should we ask for a Daily Humor section for this site?


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stovebolts

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I Think we need a Humor section to these forums :biggrin

Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter
at the Pearly Gates.

St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our computer's down. You'll have to go back to Earth for about a week, but you can't go back as humans. What'll it be?"

The first priest says, "I've always wanted to be an eagle, soaring above the Rocky mountains."

"So be it," says St. Peter, and off flies the first priest.

The second priest mulls this over for a moment and asks, "Will any of this week 'count', St. Peter?"

"No, I told you the computer's down. There's no way we can keep track of what you're doing. The week's a freebie."

"In that case," says the second priest, "I've always wanted to be a stud."

"So be it," says St. Peter, and the second priest disappears.

A week goes by, the computer is fixed, and the Lord tells St. Peter to recall the two priests.

"Will you have any trouble locating them?" he asks.

"The first one should be easy," says St. Peter. "He's somewhere over the Rockies, flying with the eagles. But the second one could prove to be more difficult."

"Why?" asketh the Lord.

St. Peter answered, "He's on a snow tire, somewhere in North Idaho."
 
It's a good idea but it's still more fun to interupt serious debates with something stupid and off the wall. :bday:
 
StoveBolts said:
I Think we need a Humor section to these forums :biggrin

Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter
at the Pearly Gates.

St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our computer's down. You'll have to go back to Earth for about a week, but you can't go back as humans. What'll it be?"

The first priest says, "I've always wanted to be an eagle, soaring above the Rocky mountains."

"So be it," says St. Peter, and off flies the first priest.

The second priest mulls this over for a moment and asks, "Will any of this week 'count', St. Peter?"

"No, I told you the computer's down. There's no way we can keep track of what you're doing. The week's a freebie."

"In that case," says the second priest, "I've always wanted to be a stud."

"So be it," says St. Peter, and the second priest disappears.

A week goes by, the computer is fixed, and the Lord tells St. Peter to recall the two priests.

"Will you have any trouble locating them?" he asks.

"The first one should be easy," says St. Peter. "He's somewhere over the Rockies, flying with the eagles. But the second one could prove to be more difficult."

"Why?" asketh the Lord.

St. Peter answered, "He's on a snow tire, somewhere in North Idaho."
 
Still having trouble with those quotes reznwerks?

:roll:

I think the "Jokes" section is a good idea.
 
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Gary_Bee said:
Still having trouble with those quotes reznwerks?

:roll:

I think the "Jokes" section is a good idea.

I think we need a "sense of humor" section. :angel:
 
Someone started a humor thread here a year or more ago. But it has since gotten lost in the suffle. Maybe I will find it and bump it back up and see what happens.
If there is no interest Logan isn't going to start a new forum for it.
 
I think a humor thread is a great idea
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I think it's a great idea. Oh, yeah, I guess I should throw out some jokes:



There were three men, two walked into a bar. One ducked.



A lawyer, a doctor, and a priest walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender comes over to them and says, "What's this, a joke?"



A busdriver and a preacher arrived at the pearly gates the same time. St. Peter brought them both in to give them their new homes. He took the busdriver to the most spectacular mansion he had ever seen. The busdriver hurried into it immediatly. The preacher thought"If a mere busdriver got this, just imagine what I get!". Then, St. Peter took him to his home: A shack. The preacher asked st. Peter: "Why does a busdriver get a mnasion, and me, a preacher, get a lowly shack?"

"Because, when you preched, the people in the pews fell asleep."

"But when the busdriver drove, people prayed to God!"
 
Ditto!

It would be great if all the jokes on this site were collected and placed into one Forum section only for Humor, instead of being skattered all over the place.

come on now..... how many jokes does it take to get a home of their own?

There are tons of them on this web site. They just need to be organized into one place. So why the hesitation or delay? After all, there are 100% votes in favor of having a Humor Forum. :angel:
 
A sad looking horse walks into a bar and orders a double scotch.
Bartender leans over ands asks "hey fella, why the long face?"
 
Oh Goody goody!
THANK YOU SOOOOO MUCH!!!!!! :-D

QUESTION:

Now how do we transfer the stray jokes from old trhreads over to this Forum?

Do we find them and ask for them to be moved over here? Or shall we place a link to the thread here and leave it at that?

What's the best way to get those jokes that are skattered about, into this Forum, once we have found them? I have a few that I would like to move over to here. I can find them easily because they are listed in my old post file.
 
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