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i found this to be funny

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Now, I am an atheist, and i can take fun in this.

It totally fooled me, i thought it was pretty cool actually.




An atheist was taking a walk through the woods. "What majestic trees! What a powerful river! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7 foot grizzly charge towards him.

He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and
saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder
again, and the bear was even closer.

He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up
but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left
paw and raising his right paw to strike him. At that instant the
Atheist cried out: "Oh my God!..."

Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. As a bright light
shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky: "You deny my existence
for all of these years, teach others I don't exist, and even credit
creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this
predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"

The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical
of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian, but perhaps could
you make the BEAR a Christian?"

"Very well," said the voice. The light went out. The sounds of the
forest resumed. And then the bear dropped his right paw, brought both
paws together and bowed his head and spoke: "Lord, bless this food,
which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord,
Amen."
 
i liked it i just didn't have time to say so until now so..... i like it lol
 
I heard that one already, but I still thought it was funny! :biggrin
 
THAT WAS A REALLY FUNNY JOKE MY HUSBAND SENT IT TO EVERYONE HE KNOWS CAUSE HE THOUGHT IT WAS REALLY FUNNY
GOD BLESS
:tongue
 
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