Pizza
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I know I have not posted much here in, oh, a year - wanted you all to know I've been writing a new Bible.
Gone will be all "problems" with the Bible. My new Bible will be 110% accurate, inoffensive, pro-woman, non-controversial and easy to read. By eliminating all the troublesome parts, there will only be six chapters or "books".
It's being written in modern English on an 8th grade level, so it will be suitable for all. Wait till you read the 'prophecy' chapter, read that once and you will be able to amaze your friend and terrify unbelievers - you will be able to predict storms, any crisis, war, etc.
Unfortunately, it will cost around $80 a copy but it WILL be worth it.
Gone will be all "problems" with the Bible. My new Bible will be 110% accurate, inoffensive, pro-woman, non-controversial and easy to read. By eliminating all the troublesome parts, there will only be six chapters or "books".
It's being written in modern English on an 8th grade level, so it will be suitable for all. Wait till you read the 'prophecy' chapter, read that once and you will be able to amaze your friend and terrify unbelievers - you will be able to predict storms, any crisis, war, etc.
Unfortunately, it will cost around $80 a copy but it WILL be worth it.