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Good evening my child

It’s good to see you



I'm not your child



So you belong to the "other" one eh?



I belong to "the one"



Whatever



Many are under that illusion but they are really mine



Even the "other" one's son said many will say

"Lord, Lord didn’t we do miracles in your name?"

and He said, "Go away, you workers of iniquity

I never knew you."



Well, I sure knew them



If I have many who work miracles

can you imagine how many I have

who don't work miracles



Well I'm not one of those.



That's what “they” thought

I can see into your heart

you're one of mine



You're known as the father of lies

the great deceiver

I know not to believe you



I lie when it suits me

I tell the truth when it suits me

I'm at least honest about that

You people rationalize

and make up excuses when you lie



You look different than I expected

you're actually rather good looking



What sense does it make to scare people?

I may be evil but Remember,

I was the most subtle creature

in the garden



Disguise is a great tool



I kill over ten times more people

each year with cigarettes

than 357's, 38's, 22's, 45's,

9mm's, and rifles combined



People are afraid of all those guns

but no one is afraid of one of my greatest killers

That’s my great power of illusion and deception



One of your greatest killers

how many do you have?



More than you can imagine

I have killers that kill the body,

the mind, and the spirit



Do you know how many marriages I break up?

And the fools don't even know that it’s me



How do you do that?



Simple,

I just make them think about themselves

MORE than each other

Pride and self centeredness

has always been one of my greatest tools



Don’t you know that you are defeated?

Don’t you know that you can’t win?



So



I’ve been here for thousands of years

and even by your book I’ve got many more



Many who live under my rule

know they’ll spend eternity burning in hell



If you humans are willing to sacrifice

all of eternity for a few decades of living it up

imagine how I feel about a few thousand years



Of course that “living it up” is my greatest illusion

I promise them bliss with



sex

drugs

alcohol

dishonestly

and many gratifications of the flesh



It lasts an average of 26 months before the futility

and misery begins to set in



26 months

where did you get that figure from?



Thousands of years of experience

Believe me, I know what I’m talking about



Besides, I may get defeated in the end

but I’ll still have more souls than the other one

a lot more

even your book says that

so who really wins?



But why do you like to make people miserable

and cause so much pain and destruction?



Sometimes I get more credit than I deserve

Some of you can be just as mean and hurtful as me

I don’t do all of that stuff

Much of that is from human flesh and the spirit of humans

Look at how many brothers and sisters are at each other’s throats

not speaking to each other

Kids hate parents and each other

I’m good at causing chaos

but I must admit

Human nature can get pretty low without my help



But you used to be an angel

why the big change?



That’s a long story

you wouldn’t fully understand

let’s just say

I got tired of taking orders

I didn’t want to be under anyone’s authority

I wanted to do my own thing

I wanted to be boss



Then again, maybe you would understand

Haven’t you ever felt like that?



Well haven’t you?



We are not interviewing me

we are interviewing you



Touched a nerve huh?

That little bit of not wanting to take orders

and wanting to self determine my own life

was my first step away from “the other one.”

Since it got me away

I use that same spirit on humans to get them away too



I just take a little of me and infuse it in



I’ve put that little bit of me in everyone

only a fool denies that



So what’s next

what are you planning now



I’m really planning a major shakeup

I’ve got some real nasty things cooking

I think I will be able to cause some heavy world destruction



Oh

you mean all of the international strife

and turmoil that’s happening



Nope, that’s the distraction

I’m real good at distractions

Sure

I’m causing some major world problems

but that isn’t what is really affecting most people



Beyond what they see in the news

and few price hikes here and there

it isn’t really impacting their world all that much



The major stuff I’m brewing messes up “their” world

not the international world



Fools are worrying about nations not getting along

and I have them not getting along with the people in the office



I’ve got them at war with the people they see everyday



I have them at war with the people under the same roof



I even have them at war with the person in the same bed



By the way

have you seen how I’ve really influenced who the other person

in the bed is these days?

I’m really proud of that



You see

the stuff they see on the news is the distraction



Your book says,

“Love thy neighbor”

not love thy “other nations”

I’ve got them hating their neighbor and the other nations too

Boy I’m good!



But why do you cause all of this destruction?



Have you ever squashed a bug?

I’m not talking about a mosquito that could bite you

or an insect that could sting you

but just an insect that could do you no harm

but you just squashed it for the heck of it



Well

have you ever squashed one

for the heck of it?

Or shall I say

for the hell of it?



Well have you?



I guess so



Well multiply that pleasure a million times over

I love squashing lives

hopes

dreams

joy

peace

life

health

prosperity

and harmony



I just love it!



Bugs

that’s the way I view all of you

helpless bugs to be squashed



Are you going to let me out of here

to tell people about your plans?

I mean if you are exposed people will get wise to you



I’m not going to stop you

you can’t harm me or my plans

I’ve been exposed from the beginning

your book says so



Plus

if you’ve been reading your book

and if you truly aren’t mine you’d know that I can’t stop you

I only have power over my people

not His



I’m nothing but “The Evil,”

shorten my name

from D’Evil

to simply Devil

and that’s what I am



People have always known my nature



One hundred forty two million three hundred fourteen thousand

seven hundred and sixty two people

have committed adultery this year



All but three knew that it was wrong

so go ahead

tell them and see what good it does

They already know in their hearts what is right and wrong.



The “other” one wrote His commands in their heart

I just put a little of me in there also

I’ve got you humans and I ain’t letting go of you

but then most of you don’t want to let go of me either



I told you

I’m good at what I do



So what about Jesus

aren’t you afraid of Him?



Why should I be?

Look at the score

even He said it

“for wide is the gate, and broad is the way,

that leadeth to destruction

(destruction, that’s me)

and many there be which go in thereat:



Because strait is the gate and narrow is the way

which leadeth unto life

(life, that’s Him)

and few there be that find it.”

Notice that He said

“many would enter my path but few would even find His.”

Let me tell you something

everyone who finds His path still doesn’t enter



I get a lot of them standing at gate

knowing the way but undecided and still trapped

and unwilling to let go of my illusions

Oh yeah

I get a lot of them like that



You see

Finding and entering are two different things



When you add the score

I’ve got a wide path coming to me

That would be the equivalent

of an eight lane highway at rush hour



He has a narrow path coming to Him

that’s the equivalent of a small trail up a mountain

with only a few travelers every now and then



so why should I be afraid of Him?



But you get destroyed in the end



So

I will have reigned for thousands of years

and I’m going to take most of you with me



Don’t you have any mercy?



Mercy ain’t my thing

Never has been

never will be

that’s His thing



The only thing I’ve got is the illusion

that I can solve your problems

and bring you bliss



That illusion has been working

for thousands of years and it’s not slowing down



I tempt you puny humans with all of the stuff

of this world

Stuff that rots

and falls apart

and you fools keep falling for it



I’m going to expose this to thousands of people!

I’m going to expose you for what you are!

I’ll make people see!



You’ll expose this to thousands

maybe even millions

but I’ll tell you what will happen



They will enjoy it

some will say “amen,”

some will forward it to others

but they won’t change



For each three thousand four hundred and twenty-two

who are mine who see this

only ONE will change

only ONE



You fool! Only one will change

I will keep the others



I also know this from experience

I’ve got and will keep most of you



ONE in 3,422!

I keep 3,421!

So what have you got to say about that?



Jesus already said it

"I say to you that likewise there will be more joy in heaven

over ONE sinner who repents

than over ninety-nine just persons

who need no repentance.”

(Luke 15:7 NKJV)
 
John 10:9 I am the door: by me if any man enter in, he shall be saved, and shall go in and out, and find pasture. 10 The thief cometh not, but for to steal, and to kill, and to destroy: I am come that they might have life, and that they might have it more abundantly. 11 I am the good shepherd: the good shepherd giveth his life for the sheep.

Satan is defeated in all who will come unto Christ who is our faith by that of Gods grace.

Ephesians 6:12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. 13 Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. 14 Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; 15 And your feet shod with the preparation of the gospel of peace; 16 Above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. 17 And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: 18 Praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints;
 
Interview with The Devil dot com

====================



Good evening my child

It’s good to see you



I'm not your child



So you belong to the "other" one eh?



I belong to "the one"



Whatever



Many are under that illusion but they are really mine



Even the "other" one's son said many will say

"Lord, Lord didn’t we do miracles in your name?"

and He said, "Go away, you workers of iniquity

I never knew you."



Well, I sure knew them



If I have many who work miracles

can you imagine how many I have

who don't work miracles



Well I'm not one of those.



That's what “they” thought

I can see into your heart

you're one of mine



You're known as the father of lies

the great deceiver

I know not to believe you



I lie when it suits me

I tell the truth when it suits me

I'm at least honest about that

You people rationalize

and make up excuses when you lie



You look different than I expected

you're actually rather good looking



What sense does it make to scare people?

I may be evil but Remember,

I was the most subtle creature

in the garden



Disguise is a great tool



I kill over ten times more people

each year with cigarettes

than 357's, 38's, 22's, 45's,

9mm's, and rifles combined



People are afraid of all those guns

but no one is afraid of one of my greatest killers

That’s my great power of illusion and deception



One of your greatest killers

how many do you have?



More than you can imagine

I have killers that kill the body,

the mind, and the spirit



Do you know how many marriages I break up?

And the fools don't even know that it’s me



How do you do that?



Simple,

I just make them think about themselves

MORE than each other

Pride and self centeredness

has always been one of my greatest tools



Don’t you know that you are defeated?

Don’t you know that you can’t win?



So



I’ve been here for thousands of years

and even by your book I’ve got many more



Many who live under my rule

know they’ll spend eternity burning in hell



If you humans are willing to sacrifice

all of eternity for a few decades of living it up

imagine how I feel about a few thousand years



Of course that “living it up” is my greatest illusion

I promise them bliss with



sex

drugs

alcohol

dishonestly

and many gratifications of the flesh



It lasts an average of 26 months before the futility

and misery begins to set in



26 months

where did you get that figure from?



Thousands of years of experience

Believe me, I know what I’m talking about



Besides, I may get defeated in the end

but I’ll still have more souls than the other one

a lot more

even your book says that

so who really wins?



But why do you like to make people miserable

and cause so much pain and destruction?



Sometimes I get more credit than I deserve

Some of you can be just as mean and hurtful as me

I don’t do all of that stuff

Much of that is from human flesh and the spirit of humans

Look at how many brothers and sisters are at each other’s throats

not speaking to each other

Kids hate parents and each other

I’m good at causing chaos

but I must admit

Human nature can get pretty low without my help



But you used to be an angel

why the big change?



That’s a long story

you wouldn’t fully understand

let’s just say

I got tired of taking orders

I didn’t want to be under anyone’s authority

I wanted to do my own thing

I wanted to be boss



Then again, maybe you would understand

Haven’t you ever felt like that?



Well haven’t you?



We are not interviewing me

we are interviewing you



Touched a nerve huh?

That little bit of not wanting to take orders

and wanting to self determine my own life

was my first step away from “the other one.”

Since it got me away

I use that same spirit on humans to get them away too



I just take a little of me and infuse it in



I’ve put that little bit of me in everyone

only a fool denies that



So what’s next

what are you planning now



I’m really planning a major shakeup

I’ve got some real nasty things cooking

I think I will be able to cause some heavy world destruction



Oh

you mean all of the international strife

and turmoil that’s happening



Nope, that’s the distraction

I’m real good at distractions

Sure

I’m causing some major world problems

but that isn’t what is really affecting most people



Beyond what they see in the news

and few price hikes here and there

it isn’t really impacting their world all that much



The major stuff I’m brewing messes up “their” world

not the international world



Fools are worrying about nations not getting along

and I have them not getting along with the people in the office



I’ve got them at war with the people they see everyday



I have them at war with the people under the same roof



I even have them at war with the person in the same bed



By the way

have you seen how I’ve really influenced who the other person

in the bed is these days?

I’m really proud of that



You see

the stuff they see on the news is the distraction



Your book says,

“Love thy neighbor”

not love thy “other nations”

I’ve got them hating their neighbor and the other nations too

Boy I’m good!



But why do you cause all of this destruction?



Have you ever squashed a bug?

I’m not talking about a mosquito that could bite you

or an insect that could sting you

but just an insect that could do you no harm

but you just squashed it for the heck of it



Well

have you ever squashed one

for the heck of it?

Or shall I say

for the hell of it?



Well have you?



I guess so



Well multiply that pleasure a million times over

I love squashing lives

hopes

dreams

joy

peace

life

health

prosperity

and harmony



I just love it!



Bugs

that’s the way I view all of you

helpless bugs to be squashed



Are you going to let me out of here

to tell people about your plans?

I mean if you are exposed people will get wise to you



I’m not going to stop you

you can’t harm me or my plans

I’ve been exposed from the beginning

your book says so



Plus

if you’ve been reading your book

and if you truly aren’t mine you’d know that I can’t stop you

I only have power over my people

not His



I’m nothing but “The Evil,”

shorten my name

from D’Evil

to simply Devil

and that’s what I am



People have always known my nature



One hundred forty two million three hundred fourteen thousand

seven hundred and sixty two people

have committed adultery this year



All but three knew that it was wrong

so go ahead

tell them and see what good it does

They already know in their hearts what is right and wrong.



The “other” one wrote His commands in their heart

I just put a little of me in there also

I’ve got you humans and I ain’t letting go of you

but then most of you don’t want to let go of me either



I told you

I’m good at what I do



So what about Jesus

aren’t you afraid of Him?



Why should I be?

Look at the score

even He said it

“for wide is the gate, and broad is the way,

that leadeth to destruction

(destruction, that’s me)

and many there be which go in thereat:



Because strait is the gate and narrow is the way

which leadeth unto life

(life, that’s Him)

and few there be that find it.”

Notice that He said

“many would enter my path but few would even find His.”

Let me tell you something

everyone who finds His path still doesn’t enter



I get a lot of them standing at gate

knowing the way but undecided and still trapped

and unwilling to let go of my illusions

Oh yeah

I get a lot of them like that



You see

Finding and entering are two different things



When you add the score

I’ve got a wide path coming to me

That would be the equivalent

of an eight lane highway at rush hour



He has a narrow path coming to Him

that’s the equivalent of a small trail up a mountain

with only a few travelers every now and then



so why should I be afraid of Him?



But you get destroyed in the end



So

I will have reigned for thousands of years

and I’m going to take most of you with me



Don’t you have any mercy?



Mercy ain’t my thing

Never has been

never will be

that’s His thing



The only thing I’ve got is the illusion

that I can solve your problems

and bring you bliss



That illusion has been working

for thousands of years and it’s not slowing down



I tempt you puny humans with all of the stuff

of this world

Stuff that rots

and falls apart

and you fools keep falling for it



I’m going to expose this to thousands of people!

I’m going to expose you for what you are!

I’ll make people see!



You’ll expose this to thousands

maybe even millions

but I’ll tell you what will happen



They will enjoy it

some will say “amen,”

some will forward it to others

but they won’t change



For each three thousand four hundred and twenty-two

who are mine who see this

only ONE will change

only ONE



You fool! Only one will change

I will keep the others



I also know this from experience

I’ve got and will keep most of you



ONE in 3,422!

I keep 3,421!

So what have you got to say about that?



Jesus already said it

"I say to you that likewise there will be more joy in heaven

over ONE sinner who repents

than over ninety-nine just persons

who need no repentance.”

(Luke 15:7 NKJV)

I didn't really get the point of this post.
 
The point is if you are not Spiritually born again you will not see the kingdom of heaven, John 3:5-7, but that of the lake of fire, Rev 20:11-15. The thief in John 10:10 is Satan who tries to hinder people from accepting Jesus as their Lord and Savior by tempting the flesh with worldly pleasures.
 
The point is if you are not Spiritually born again you will not see the kingdom of heaven, John 3:5-7, but that of the lake of fire, Rev 20:11-15. The thief in John 10:10 is Satan who tries to hinder people from accepting Jesus as their Lord and Savior by tempting the flesh with worldly pleasures.

Oh ok I get it now.
 
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