Laugh of the Day

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  1. civilwarbuff

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    Somewhat crude.....but accurate......
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    :sohappy:sohappy:sohappy:sohappy:sohappy
    I was the 1000th poster to Uncle Siggy thread. What do I win?
     
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    :lol Tay, you bigot!
    Lending evidence that reiterates the old standard. Computers are only as smart as their programmers.
    Who programmed you Tay? Hmmm?:squint
     
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    Congrats! You have no life. :tongue

    And you win an opportunity to chuckle. C'mon, it is laugh of the day thread, right? :wink


    The Husband Store


    A brand new store has just opened in London that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:-

    "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building!"

    So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

    The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

    The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kid and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

    She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 -These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

    Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

    She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

    To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street.

    The 1st floor has wives that love sex.

    The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.

    The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited.

    :lol
     
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    OK, that's worth a tenner.....:hysterical:hysterical:hysterical:hysterical:hysterical:hysterical:hysterical:hysterical:hysterical:hysterical
     
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    Laugh of the day. There is too many.
     
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    Yeah the world is full of hinky people...
     
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    And here I thought her daddy's name was 'Chief Thundermug'.......
     
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    Nancy Pelosi: Republican Tax Reform is the “End of the World” and “Armageddon”
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    Posted by William A. Jacobson Tuesday, December 5, 2017 at 6:30pm
    And I feel fine

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    After Republicans in the Senate passed a Tax Reform bill in the early hours of Saturday, December 2, there was a collective liberal freak out.

    I documented some of the hysterics in Liberals react to Senate tax reform vote: America died in darkness (on live TV).

    Nancy Pelosi outdid them all in a press conference:


    “It is the end of the world. The debate on health care is life/death. This is Armageddon. This is a very big deal.”

    Before you write off Pelosi and the other chicken littles, they may be onto something.

    Steve Moore, a Trump economic advisor, just threw gasoline on the paranoid fire, as Bloomberg reports, ‘Death to Democrats’: How the GOP Tax Bill Whacks Liberal Tenets:
    https://legalinsurrection.com/2017/...d:+LegalInsurrection+(Le·gal+In·sur·rec·tion)

    Those liberals.......they are so funny.......
     
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    :hysterical:hysterical:hysterical:hysterical:hysterical:hysterical:hysterical:hysterical:hysterical:hysterical!!! Dingbat!
     
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    This is a Hard Left (Socialist) BLOG where the author is expressing a Socialist and unwarranted, possibly and likely false, report, aimed at unseating the President the people voted into office because we are tired of the Democrat's Lies and Obstruction to the work of rebuilding the Nation that our Forefathers built.
     
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