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Lemon Pickers Wanted

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LEMON PICKER Looking for a good job in Florida???

Sally Mullihan of Coral Springs, Florida, decided to take one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do. Sally applied for a job in a Florida lemon grove and seemed to be far too qualified for the job.


She had a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan and had worked as a social worker and a school teacher.

The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?

"Well, as a matter of fact, I have," she said:

"I've been divorced three times, I owned two Fiats and I voted twice for Obama, and once for Hillary."

She starts work in the morning.
 
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It was hard for us to get workers on the macaroni farm back home.
I thought lemon picker was funnnnny Jim
 
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I live In a citrus county.I'm surprised this joke isn't passed.lemon groves,oddly never seen one .trees of course.
 
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its probably all oranges where you live and sugarcane further south.
Oranges,grapefruit, strawberries, and tangerines,potatoes, and going back before ww2,even turn of the century pineapple. Dairy products.most dont eat lemon, ah mango but never in a grove. Sugarcane ,hmm who had those ,ah a few citrus groves did those as well.hale and gracewood,kennedy groves.
 
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Oranges,grapefruit, strawberries, and tangerines,potatoes, and going back before ww2,even turn of the century pineapple. Dairy products.most dont eat lemon, ah mango but never in a grove. Sugarcane ,hmm who had those ,ah a few citrus groves did those as well.hale and gracewood,kennedy groves.
potatoes strawberries do not grow in groves. north of Miami one can fine sugarcane just driving down the road stop get on top of truck and as far as one can see nothing but sugarcane in any direction.
 
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potatoes strawberries do not grow in groves. north of Miami one can fine sugarcane just driving down the road stop get on top of truck and as far as one can see nothing but sugarcane in any direction.
I stated what we grow,not that all were groves.the area yoi.mention is near or in glades,hendry,west palm beach,Broward and closest to lake okeechobee
 

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To suggest someone of Irish descent is a democrat is absolutely racist, there Jim Parker .

Oh, and that is a pretty funny joke.
 

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You guys really need to turn up the gain on your sarcasm-meters.