Yeah right...
We know you by now...
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And where's Reba with the REAL rolling pin?!
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Guest, Join Papa Zoom today for some uplifting biblical encouragement! --> Daily Verses
Men (throughout their lives) Are Just Happier People.
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We know you by now...
Insert angel with halo
And where's Reba with the REAL rolling pin?!
THIS is why you don't get likes!No, here's how it goes.
"A man gives a woman her assignment, then the man's work is done".
Now go get me a glass of wine...
Er. I mean grapejuice.
Insert guy behind couch
jay55
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I am 'wondering' how you are able to post here without the internet, a keyboard and computer. You are even more amazing than I thought!
Bingo!Wondering may be doing all of her posts from a cell phone...
Internet down.
Sim card works fine.
Insert clapping hands.
Yes.
Once again, we agree.
jay55
Member
I'm in they cant live without their pasta.
Take a guess...
Yeah, behind a cell, on the phoneWondering may be doing all of her posts from a cell phone...
We don't come on board to be in Italy.
We need to shape you up so we can ship you out (pun intended).
Your assignment, if you decide to accept it, is to promote the good works of Allen Wynne before the enemy makes a shambles of him.
King Dan of Great the 1st
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Never!!. There is only one verse in the entire bible that mentally torments me, and its..
"And I saw a new heaven and a new earth: for the first heaven and the first earth were passed away; and there was no more sea."
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th1b.taylor
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Excuses. excuses, excuses!
th1b.taylor
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Some have gotten so darn mad at me when I explain to them the truth in this. My scenario goes: Adam was the perfect man and likewise Eve made all of the Playboy models with their airbrushed photos look third class, she was the perfect woman! They were unashamed and were naked. Adam was a member of the Adamic Covenant with the task of bringing the Perfect Woman, gifted him by God, into the Covenant. So Adam knew the Word of God. But there he stood, the most beautiful thing he had ever viewed and she was his Help Mate in the filling the Earth with their kind. He watched Satan deceive her and he spoke not a, single, word.Adam chose her over God
Gen 2:16 And the LORD God commanded the man, saying, Of every tree of the garden thou mayest freely eat:
Gen 2:17 But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.
She wasn't created when God told Adam
Adam, surly, being a normal, though perfect, man looked at Eve and he yielded to the Natural, forsaking the Spiritual because he was weak enough to desire the woman over God, after all, he and God only walked and spoke together and...