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GojuBrian said:
Spiffy said:
caromurp said:
What do you guys think of a monkey for a mascot?


Like I said before, my hair tastes like taco pudding. :verysick

Oh what flavor!

That's not half as wonderful as the doc I intern for comparing the mass she pulled out of a sebaceous cyst to the feta cheese in her lunch. :biggrin
 
Spiffy said:
Don't stress...Don't stress...Don't stress...Don't stress..Don't stress...Don't stress...Don't stress..Don't stress.

This mantra just isn't working for me; however, the headbanging and all-over body itching IS making the other voices in my head shut up.

Can your voices talk to my voices and tell them it's time to go to bed?
 
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