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This can be really fun, just nothing too insulting please. This thread is the one thread that you are allowed to take a person's word's slightly out of context. Have fun.

Here's how this works.
1. quote just the previous user.
2. change their words as much as you'd like. Try to leave a few words.
3. respond to the changed quote as if it were what was actually posted.
 
Brutus/HisCatalyst said:
This can be really fun, just nothing...... insulting? Please! This thread is the one thread that you are allowed to take a person's word's slightly out of context. Have fun.

Gary: How can a thread be fun... and then nothing in the same sentence? I also take exception to you preconceived idea that my post would be "insulting".

Lastly, I have NOT taken your words out of context. Again, you should READ my thoughts long before you post words like "have fun."

Have fun.

:silly:
 
Gary_Bee said:
Gary: How can a bath be fun... I also take exception to your preconceived idea that my post would be dirty.

Lastly, I have CLEARLY taken your words out of context. Again, you should READ my book long before you post words like "Gore for World Ruler."

Vote Messy Jessy, 08

When you put it that way, everyone should read your book, The Life of a King: Slimy and Satisfied!
 
Brutus/HisCatalyst said:
When you put it that way, everyone should read your book, The Life of a King: Slimy and Satisfied!

I did, and the only interesting thing I found was that one would actually weigh less on a mountain than at sea level. (Snapple.com fact) and I really enjoyed your conclusion that...
Pro 20:10 Differing weights and differing measures, Both of them are abominable to the LORD.
Really means that you can't move your weights and measures from where they were made, or... :o
Thanks for clarifying that!! I recomend your book to everone! (at least brutus) 8-)
 
StoveBolts said:
I did, and the only interesting thing I found was that one would actually weigh less on a mountain than at sea level. (howtofoolascale.com fact) and I really enjoyed your conclusion that...
no matter how much Brutus lifts, he's still not gonna get any brighter.
Really means that you can't teach with weights and measures. Thanks for clarifying that!! I recomend your book to everone! (at least brutus) 8-)

See what did I tell you, everyone is picking on Brutus lately. Even books....
 
Brutus, what do you mean you're going to write a book for the purpose of picking on me? :smt079
 
Brutus/HisCatalyst said:
Weight? I don't even consider myself fat!

Good to hear! Staying in shape is important. I could stand to lose a few pounds myself, actually.
 
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