New Car for Christmas

[Rollo Tamasi]

I want to buy myself a new car for Christmas?

Why?

It seems like the thing to do.

Why?

Stop asking why?

It's called Americanism.

And I'm an American.

I thought I'd go Italian this year.

Now this is the MC12 supercar by Maserati.
But I really don't need to spend all this much money to be happy.

Now I like this one, the GranCabrio by Maserati.
A lot cheaper and sort of looks like a new Mustang or Camaro.
Well,not really, but close enough.

I suppose I should consider one more.

This is the new Maserati S.p.A.
A nice comfortable sedan, not costing much more than the best American cars.

Well, maybe I can skip the new car this year and give something to someone in need.
Now that's practical.

 

[GodsGrace]

Buy the third one.
Its beautiful.
And use the money you save to help
The needy.

 

[Papa Zoom]

I prefer the old vintage truck look

A little paint and a workable engine and we're good to go.

 

[Wrg1405]

I want to buy myself a new car for Christmas?

Why?

It seems like the thing to do.

Why?

Stop asking why?

It's called Americanism.

And I'm an American.

I thought I'd go Italian this year.

Now this is the MC12 supercar by Maserati.
But I really don't need to spend all this much money to be happy.

Now I like this one, the GranCabrio by Maserati.
A lot cheaper and sort of looks like a new Mustang or Camaro.
Well,not really, but close enough.

I suppose I should consider one more.

This is the new Maserati S.p.A.
A nice comfortable sedan, not costing much more than the best American cars.

Well, maybe I can skip the new car this year and give something to someone in need.
Now that's practical.

Buy the car and give someone who needs lifts to church in it.

 

[Wrg1405]

Would you fit in the MC12?

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Would you fit in the MC12?

Those cars are big.
They look small but they're made for millionaires, not small people.

 

[jasonc]

I use a gator. why not? these are all over.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

I use a gator. why not? these are all over.

Wow!
You have one of these?

 

[Papa Zoom]

 

[GodsGrace]

It's a car...
It's a plane...
It's
Supercarplane!

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Yes, this confirms it.
I always knew you had bucks.
Hey everyone, papa zoom zoom has bucks!

 

[Wrg1405]

I like my big old SUV.

It's getting on bit but I wouldn't change it. It's still in great nick

 

[GodsGrace]

I like my big old SUV.

It's getting on bit but I wouldn't change it. It's still in great nick

Why don't you speak English?

 

[Wrg1405]

Why don't you speak English?

I am

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

I am

Yeah, Mr. Wrigley, what is a nick?

 

[GodsGrace]

I am

How come nobody understands you?

 

[Wrg1405]

Yeah, Mr. Wrigley, what is a nick?

As per the Oxford ENGLISH dictionary
NOUN

• 1A small cut or notch:
  
  ‘a small nick on his wrist’
  
  
• 2British the nickinformal Prison:
  
  ‘he'll end up in the nick for the rest of his life’
  
  1. 2.1 A police station:
     ‘he was being fingerprinted in the nick’
     
• 3The junction between the floor and side walls in a squash court or real tennis court.
  
  As a verb
  
  VERB
  [WITH OBJECT]
  • 1Make a nick or nicks in:
    
    ‘he had nicked himself while shaving’
    
    
  • 2British informal Steal:
    
    ‘she nicked fivers from the till’
    
    1. 2.1nick someone forNorth American Cheat someone of (a sum of money):
       ‘banks will be nicked for an extra $40 million’
       
  • 3British informal Arrest (someone):
    
    ‘Stuart and Dan got nicked for burglary’
    
    
    
  As for my quote in "great nick" it actually means in great shape/condition.
  
  

 

[Wrg1405]

How come nobody understands you?

That's been the question I have been asking myself all of my life.

 

[Papa Zoom]

How come nobody understands you?

It means in good condition. But then I googled it so as to appear smart

 

[GodsGrace]

As per the Oxford ENGLISH dictionary
NOUN

• 1A small cut or notch:
  
  ‘a small nick on his wrist’
  
  
• 2British the nickinformal Prison:
  
  ‘he'll end up in the nick for the rest of his life’
  
  1. 2.1 A police station:
     ‘he was being fingerprinted in the nick’
     
• 3The junction between the floor and side walls in a squash court or real tennis court.
  
  As a verb
  
  VERB
  [WITH OBJECT]
  • 1Make a nick or nicks in:
    
    ‘he had nicked himself while shaving’
    
    
  • 2British informal Steal:
    
    ‘she nicked fivers from the till’
    
    1. 2.1nick someone forNorth American Cheat someone of (a sum of money):
       ‘banks will be nicked for an extra $40 million’
       
  • 3British informal Arrest (someone):
    
    ‘Stuart and Dan got nicked for burglary’
    
    
    
  As for my quote in "great nick" it actually means in great shape/condition.
  
  

Oh
I thought you were talking about Nick!!