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One Day I Was Hanging

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Yeah...
It's true...I finally got a day off and was just hanging out at the house.
I was thinking about doing some dishes or putting together some shelves we bought... when all of a sudden there was a knock on the door and lo and behold it was Papa Zoom. So I pulled out the coffee pot and brewed some coffee and set out some cookies.
I pulled up a show on Netflix and we was casually watching when there was someone else at the door.
It was wondering . She had brought some olive oil and great Italian bread.
I was just beginning to show her the couch and listening to the coffee pot gurgling when again it was someone else at the door.
*Good greif...my day off is turning into a party* I thought.
It was for_his_glory this time and she brought two pies. (*I like these women...they brought food* I was thinking)
I was just getting her settled in and introduced to everyone when there was someone else at the door.

HeIsRisen2018 , skyhigh , and jasonc were there with sliced roast beef, mashed taters and gravy, peas, and butternut squash.
*I'm really looking forward to this day off* I was thinking when the door rang again...
This time it was kiwidan ...he brought gator stew.

So we were all sitting around the table having a nice chat when jasonc said that he puts pearl onions in his gator stew. kiwidan kinda took offense at this (I thought that the stew was great myself) and the two began to argue louder and louder...

At that time wondering and Papa Zoom began to try to calm them both down. But unfortunately Papa Zoom had some stew in his beard and somehow it got flicked onto kiwidan.
Kiwidan then picked up some peas and threw them at Jason...
Unfortunately they missed and hit......

Continue the story with your thoughts
 
Lol,butter nut squash .i absolutely hate that but my wife,dog, aND every one else likes loves it
 
Yeah...
It's true...I finally got a day off and was just hanging out at the house.
I was thinking about doing some dishes or putting together some shelves we bought... when all of a sudden there was a knock on the door and lo and behold it was Papa Zoom. So I pulled out the coffee pot and brewed some coffee and set out some cookies.
I pulled up a show on Netflix and we was casually watching when there was someone else at the door.
It was wondering . She had brought some olive oil and great Italian bread.
I was just beginning to show her the couch and listening to the coffee pot gurgling when again it was someone else at the door.
*Good greif...my day off is turning into a party* I thought.
It was for_his_glory this time and she brought two pies. (*I like these women...they brought food* I was thinking)
I was just getting her settled in and introduced to everyone when there was someone else at the door.

HeIsRisen2018 , skyhigh , and jasonc were there with sliced roast beef, mashed taters and gravy, peas, and butternut squash.
*I'm really looking forward to this day off* I was thinking when the door rang again...
This time it was kiwidan ...he brought gator stew.

So we were all sitting around the table having a nice chat when jasonc said that he puts pearl onions in his gator stew. kiwidan kinda took offense at this (I thought that the stew was great myself) and the two began to argue louder and louder...

At that time wondering and Papa Zoom began to try to calm them both down. But unfortunately Papa Zoom had some stew in his beard and somehow it got flicked onto kiwidan.
Kiwidan then picked up some peas and threw them at Jason...
Unfortunately they missed and hit......

Continue the story with your thoughts

....Unfortunately they missed and hit...........@Civilwarbuff right in the face (he had come in the door without knocking but then he is a storm trooper). It didn't faze CWB a bit as he had his helmet on (as usual). But that didn't stop him from taking a piece of pie and flinging it across the room at the attacker. Unfortunately.......
 
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....Unfortunately they missed and hit...........@civilwarbuff right in the face (he had come in the door without knocking but then he is a storm trooper). It didn't faze CWB a bit as he had his helmet on (as usual). But that didn't stop him from taking a piece of pie and flinging it across the room at the attacker. Unfortunately.......
It hit wondering, aND Ralph who snuck in was mad.
 
Well, Wondering was not going to take that pie in the face so easily.
She picked up that bottle of olive oil and, you guessed it, started spurting it on everyone.
Boy were they mad. Olive oil, besides being delicious, STAINS really well.
That'll get them she thought as JohnDB and skyhigh began to notice that the bread was still sitting there...
 
Well, Wondering was not going to take that pie in the face so easily.
She picked up that bottle of olive oil and, you guessed it, started spurting it on everyone.
Boy were they mad. Olive oil, besides being delicious, STAINS really well.
That'll get them she thought as JohnDB and skyhigh began to notice that the bread was still sitting there...
Lol
 
Me and th1b.taylor arrived late and Bill told me ''I know you don't drink but take that can of budweiser and hold it in case you fall down you'll at least look like you know what you're doing'' And he'd be right in when he cut off his turn blinker light . :boing
 
dirtfarmer, unfortunately for him, walked into the room just when the oil was flying...
He saw the oil, he saw the bread on the table,,,
He started
:thinking
hello wondering, dirtfarmer here

What I was thinking about was cornbread and buttermilk to eat right now to give me a boost of energy. Unfortunately I slipped on the oily floor and fell on Douglas Summers. HeisRisen2018 came out of her traumatized state and th1b.taylor began to pick and grin as he play on his "gittar". JohnDB tried to put the shelves together. Reba came running with her "rollin pin". Jasonc's camera shutter was going at full speed. The pie that CWB flung was pecan, that's why he took a bite of it before flinging it. Papa Zoom ask his mom if he could party with us. for_his_glory rode thru on he bike. burjaq finally got the car parked. Brock scolded all for being so childish. Of course wondering was the one that furnished the olive oil, you know she is the ring leader.
 
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