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One Day I Was Hanging

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Eugene arrives and is baffled by what was happening before his eyes. a bunch of grown men and women throwing food at each other and a motionless boy on the ground.
 
It was late that night when LoveGodsWord walked into the room. To his surprise there was food everywhere but no one was eating anything whatsoever. LoveGodsWord picked up the loaf of bread that Wondering had baked earlier that day and threw it across the room not knowing is was as hard as a brick hitting reba in the head knocking her and her popcorn to the ground. Everyone went quite because reba's popcorn had spilled all over the floor :rollingpin Something was about to happen, something terrible, know one knew what to say or do......



 
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hello wondering, dirtfarmer here

What I was thinking about was cornbread and buttermilk to eat right now to give me a boost of energy. Unfortunately I slipped on the oily floor and fell on Douglas Summers. HeisRisen2018 came out of her traumatized state and th1b.taylor began to pick and grin as he play on his "gittar". JohnDB tried to put the shelves together. Reba came running with her "rollin pin". Jasonc's camera shutter was going at full speed. The pie that CWB flung was pecan, that's why he took a bite of it before flinging it. Papa Zoom ask his mom if he could party with us. for_his_glory rode thru on he bike. burjaq finally got the car parked. Brock scolded all for being so childish. Of course wondering was the one that furnished the olive oil, you know she is the ring leader.
:hysterical :clap :clap :clap :thumbsup
 
Jason grabs pizza tosses it and hits wondering, she yells in Italian that's not diorgino!
Wondering stops distributing the pure olive oil in a rather uncivil manner, only long enough to ask
jasonc what "diorgino" means...

Jason is soooo busy with his pizza, he may not even stop to reply!
 
It was late that night when LoveGodsWord walked into the room. To his surprise there was food everywhere but no one was eating anything whatsoever. LoveGodsWord picked up the loaf of bread that Wondering had baked earlier that day and threw it across the room not knowing is was as hard as a brick hitting reba in the head knocking her and her popcorn to the ground. Everyone went quite because reba's popcorn had spilled all over the floor :rollingpin Something was about to happen, something terrible, know one knew what to say or do......
Yes, LoveGodsWord was right. Wondering can cook up a storm, but she can't bake bread to save her life.

reba was mad. She was mad because the bread hit her.
She was mad because LoveGodsWord used her very own smiley.
What would happen next?? We were frozen in our spots.
Waiting, waiting....Then...
 
Record Player?
What generation are you from ???
That Elvis music is coming from YouTube.
Can't shut that off.
Look, Reba is calming down...

Reba is computer illiterate and uses a new record player comBo abd it was broken.
I do have that in my home
 
Reba is computer illiterate and uses a new record player comBo abd it was broken.
I do have that in my home
How could she be computer illiterate if she administrates this forum???
Illiterate means you know NOTHING.

:topic
 
nothing doesn't know nothing as I sat behind him in school and tried to copy from his paper and got the same grade he did :thudthen he grew up and came to the party and was the smartest one in the group:thumbsup and jasonc started :cries because he thought he was the smartest one at the party and wondering dried his tears with the bread while Bill sang us a song with his :rockingand how we :dancing
 
Just then, Papa gets up to leave the room. "Where do you think you are going?" asks wondering. Papa, his beard full of different particles of food says he doesn't feel well. Plus he's flying to AZ tomorrow and it will take all night to clean up. People couldn't help notice that as he was leaving, he was nibbling on the food in his beard. "Hmmmmmm" thought Uncle Siggy "I got to try that! Kinda like means on wheels!"
 
Just then, Papa gets up to leave the room. "Where do you think you are going?" asks wondering. Papa, his beard full of different particles of food says he doesn't feel well. Plus he's flying to AZ tomorrow and it will take all night to clean up. People couldn't help notice that as he was leaving, he was nibbling on the food in his beard. "Hmmmmmm" thought Uncle Siggy "I got to try that! Kinda like means on wheels!"
Poor Papa Zoom .
Doesn't feel well.
Has to fly to AZ.
Yeah, don't we feel sorry for him gang?
Here let us give you a good bye present since you love the food so much,
and at that everyone...........
 
Hey,
My computer runs on electricity. It NEVER runs down!
(although my hubby wishes it would)
So there. Take another splatter of oil - just for that!

And then a bottle of wine flew through the air on to the laptop and shattered shorting it out. the room then goes dead quiet.
 
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