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Have you heard of Fawlty Towers? It has John Cleese in it, he was part of Monty Python. Very funny for us Brits.
British humour at its best.

You have to watch the episode when an American guy stays at his hotel. Google Fawlty Towers and Waldorf Salad.
Never watched it.
I'll Google it.
 
Let's see, bottle number 1,981.
Who's message is this?
Come on girls, be honest.
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It's from thesaintman.
 
A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. “Six please” she said, “I could never eat twelve!

Q: "Waiter, will my pizza be long?"
A: "No sir, it will be round!"
I'm telling my wife you said that>LOL, wait til you taste her pizza.
 
My wife said to go out and get something that makes her look sexy. So I got drunk.

I did marry miss right though, I just didn't know her first name was Always...:clap
Love it, great sense of humour. My type as well, not that I'm saying I have a good sense of humour though.
 
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is a husband.

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife
 
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