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Collier
Guest
A preacher is visiting a nursing home and goes into the room of a woman who he thinks looks lonely and could use some company. After introducing himself, they begin to talk. After some conversation the preacher notices a bowl of peanuts sitting on a table next to the woman. She sees him eyeing the peanuts and offers him the bowl full of peanuts. Not wishing to be rude, the preacher accepts the offer and begins to eat some of the peanuts. The conversation was going well and after a little while the preacher realizes that he has eaten all of the woman's peanuts. Embarrassed and with an apologetic voice, he tells her that he has eaten all of the peanuts. The elderly woman replies, "it's okay, I have already sucked all the chocolate off of them".
- Don't you say "gross". You know you will be telling this one.
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