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I composed this on another thread where people were accusing each other of being heretics over arguments about how many angels dance on the head of pins, and are they hairpins or clothing pins, and whether it was polka dancing or waltzing...you get the drift. People told me to post it here.


PHARI-SEE-SAW-SONG

Everyone's goin' to Hell but Me!
Sure you know Christ died on the Tree,
but what kind of wood, and was it at three?
Everyone's goin' to Hell but Me!

Everyone's full of the Devil but ME!
Thankful to God that I'm not like THEE!
Reading a version that's not KJVeee!
Everyone's full of the Devil but ME!

Everyone's full of PRIDE but ME!
But pride goes before a fall! - they'll see!
The LORD will reward my HU-MI-LITY!
Everyone's full of PRIDE but ME!

A Remnant of ONE, you know that's ME!
Just me and the LORD, and...NOBODY!
The Catholics, the Mormons, the UPC...
Will eternally burn for their Heresy!

You all are Hypocrites - not ME!
Not treating your neighbors lov-ing-ly!
With that LOG in your eye, how do YOU SEE?
You all are Hypocrites - NOT ME!
 
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This will be my shortest post! :-D
 
A man fell into a pit and couldn't get himself out.

A SUBJECTIVE person came along and said, "I feel for you, down there."

An OBJECTIVE person came along and said, "It's logical that someone would fall down there."

A PHARISEE said, "Only bad people fall into a pit."

A MATHEMATICIAN calculated how he fell into the pit.

A NEWS REPORTER wanted the exclusive story on his pit.

An IRS man asked if he was paying taxes on the pit.

A SELF PITYING person said, "You haven't seen anything until you've seen my pit."

An OPTIMIST said, "Things could be worse."

A PESSIMIST said, "Things will get worse."

JESUS, seeing the man, took him by the hand and lifted him out of the pit.
 
A man fell into a pit and couldn't get himself out.

A SUBJECTIVE person came along and said,

I feel for you, down there.

An OBJECTIVE person came along and said,

It's logical that someone would fall down there.

A PHARISEE said,

Only bad people fall into a pit.

A MATHEMATICIAN calculated how he fell into the pit.

A NEWS REPORTER wanted the exclusive story on his pit.

An IRS man asked if he was paying taxes on the pit.

A SELF PITYING person said,

You haven't seen anything until you've seen my pit.

An OPTIMIST said,

Things could be worse.

A PESSIMIST said,

Things will get worse.

JESUS, seeing the man, took him by the hand and lifted him out of the pit.

God was in Christ, hugging the world to Himself.
 
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