Questions Deserving An Answer
1. Can you cry under water?
2. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have
branches?
3. Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
4. Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only
a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
5. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
6. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out
it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
7. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when
babies wake up like every two hours?
8. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a
hearing?
9. If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they
fire you?
10. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put
money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
11. Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're
going to see you naked anyway.
13. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
14. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
15. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out
of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
16. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
17. What do you call male ballerinas?
19. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made
from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
20. Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
21. Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have
the same tune?
22. Why did you just try singing those two songs?
23. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he
gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he
sticks his head out the window?
Source
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1. Can you cry under water?
2. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have
branches?
3. Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
4. Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only
a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
5. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
6. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out
it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
7. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when
babies wake up like every two hours?
8. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a
hearing?
9. If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they
fire you?
10. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put
money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
11. Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're
going to see you naked anyway.
13. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
14. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
15. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out
of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
16. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
17. What do you call male ballerinas?
19. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made
from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
20. Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
21. Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have
the same tune?
22. Why did you just try singing those two songs?
23. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he
gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he
sticks his head out the window?
Source
Sent to me by Memlock