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Rollo Tamasi

Rollo Tamasi

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Once upon a time there was a man named Jethro who lived in suburban America.
He would go out in late fall and rake the leaves around his house.
He would have his wife, 1.5 kids, and of course the doggie to help and enjoy the day.
One day a big bad meanie came along and blew all the leaves all over the place.
Jethro knew not what to do.
He talked to his lawyer friend and they extended an invitation for meanie exterminator, Master Rollo, to come out and assess the situation.
It was a great expense but they wanted the best.
This was a serious situation.
When Rollo had finished, he gave the bad news.
"Your property has been over run with meanie madness. We must find the root of the problem".
Jethro sold his vast investments to pay the exterminator.
But no guarantees.

Meanwhile, A big bad meanie was lurking in the woods, watching and waiting for the moment to strike.

What will happen?
Will the meanie strike again?
Will Rollo the exterminator solve the problem?
Will Jethro go broke?

Stay tuned for another episode of; Raking Leaves.
 
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Jethro Bodine said:
Someone from the Theology folders?
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Is it Little Red Riding Hood?
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And I think Rollo is the wolf.
 
Episode 2;

Rollo and his exterminator team are busy searching for clues to the location of big bad meanies.
The big bad meanie of them all (is that you Kathi?) has thus far evaded the searching techniques of the exterminator team.
The big bad meanie is in the meantime preparing a massive attack on the suburban property of Jethro.
Jethro is counting all his money, he didn't realize he had so much that he had been hoarding for years.
The lawyer was counting his commissions.
Rollo was adding up his sizable bill to present to Jethro.

But wait!
Jethro's 1.5 kids are loose in the yard and the doggie is in his cage.
Are they in danger?
How bad is the big bad meanie?
Is something about to happen?
Can the exterminator team do it's job?

Tensions are rising and the big bad meanie is ready.
What will happen?
And how soon is soon?

Yes, stay on the edge of your seat, the action is about to begin.
And it will begin in our next episode of; Raking Leaves.
 
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Episode 3:

A calm had come over Jethro's property.
Every one was able to relax for a moment.
And then, without notice, the big bad meanies attacked!

Strong gushes of wind overcame the property.
The exterminator team fell to the ground and their exterminator equipment flew around everywhere.
The 1.5 kids flew up in the air and landed in the tree branches.
The doggie spun in circles in his cage.
An open window allowed the winds to gush through Jethro's house.
His piles of money flew everywhere.
The lawyer fell to the ground and said "I'm outta here", got up, ran to his car, and drove off never to be seen again.

Meanwhile, Rollo sat there observing the entire scenario and said, "yes, now I know how to catch the big bad meanies. They will be done tomorrow.

As Jethro and his wife got the 1.5 kids out of the trees, and the exterminator team gathered up their equipment, questions arose as to what would happen next.

Would Jethro find all his money?
Would the exterminator equipment still work?
Would the family be calm and safe?
Would Rollo's new plan really work?

Meanwhile, the boss of the big bad meanies is laughing and partying and preparing for their next attack.
Would it be their last?

Jethro says to Rollo, "We need to get these big bad meanies.
I had planned to go out in the country to visit Granma Becky".
Rollo responded, "don't worry, judgment day has come".

What happens next will all be seen on the next episode of; Raking Leaves.
 
Jethro Bodine said:
My money is gone, and my wife ran off with my lawyer (I added that in there). Me wonders if Rollo ever really had a plan to begin with.
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That reminds me of the time when I was going through a divorce and my lawyer was hitting on me.And he was married.
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Kathi said:
That reminds me of the time when I was going through a divorce and my lawyer was hitting on me.And he was married.
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You could have married him, and in that period of time before he makes you his next victim of adultery, you could have enjoyed his status and money. Then have the lake of fire to look forward to when you die. And you passed that up?
 
Rollo Tamasi said:
God only knows.
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No, I knows.

This is the end of the story that you knew nothing about...

Turns out Rollo is dating the girl on the far left. Yeah, the one in the light colored vest:
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Lord Rollo, she calls him (all victims of his deceit eventually call him that). Everybody calls her Ralph. Sometimes goes by the name of Ka.....never mind.

He has deceived her and her exterminator friends into posing as friendly exterminators, but in reality they worm there way into the lives of good, upstanding Christians who are non-OSAS. He creates a crisis, then offers his 'help' in the form of this motley crew.

Stay tuned for 'Raking Leaves' Season 2: 'Rollo Unmasked' (now on TBS, where all B grade material ends up).

<cue dramatic music>
 
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