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Red Neck Vasectomy
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was
enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went
to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't
want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy
that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less
costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry
bomb," (fireworks are legal in Alabama) "light it, put it in a
beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."
The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool
in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can
and putting itto your ear can work. "Trust me," said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.
He held the can up to his ear and began to count:
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and
resumed counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Arkansas,
Mississippi, and West Virginia.
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was
enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went
to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't
want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy
that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less
costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry
bomb," (fireworks are legal in Alabama) "light it, put it in a
beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."
The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool
in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can
and putting itto your ear can work. "Trust me," said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.
He held the can up to his ear and began to count:
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and
resumed counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Arkansas,
Mississippi, and West Virginia.
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