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Michael J Fox played the role of Marty McFly well. He was a talented actor.

The truth shall set you free.
 
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Pizza said:
Can someone help me? I keep dropping my fingers.
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This may be caused by quantum fluctuations in the space time continuum. Please deploy a panchromatic sensor array in propinquity to the afore mentioned digits, so as to intercept a representative sample of the 400 to 700 nanometer bosons deflecting off of them. This will provide additional organoleptic data for analysis.
 
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Michael74 said:
This may be caused by quantum fluctuations in the space time continuum. Please deploy a panchromatic sensor array in propinquity to the afore mentioned digits, so as to intercept a representative sample of the 400 to 700 nanometer bosons deflecting off of them. This will provide additional organoleptic data for analysis.
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In other words, stick yourself with a pin,.
 
Allen Wynne said:
In other words, stick yourself with a pin,.
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Goodness no. I would never suggest that. Piercing his epidermal layer with an iron/carbon alloy may lead to invasion by xenobiotic substance producing entities. I merely wanted him to do a nice safe organoleptic scan of the area by deploying his panchromatic sensor array in propinquity to the affected digits. 400 to 700 nanometer bosons are safe to use for this type of scan. Just stay away from their more energetic cousins.

BTW, exactly how many angels can dance on the head of a pin anyway?
 
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