The Derailing Thread Part Two

[Rollo Tamasi]

I'm on the west coast of Florida.
I'm watching the whole hurricane go right buy me with out anymore than a sprinkle.
So much for the big scare.....again.

 

[King Dan of Great the 1st]

Don't listen to anyone and read the word yourself. Many liars.

 

[Michael74]

Definitely read the Word yourself. Some pastors preach nice sermons though. Always compare what people say with the Word.

 

[King Dan of Great the 1st]

The truth is still the truth even if no one believes it.

 

[evenifigoalone]

I won $100 in a contest and this is the first thing I bought with my prize money

 

[Michael74]

Cute.

 

[King Dan of Great the 1st]

I loved my old car, but it ranked.

 

[Michael74]

Cars are nice. They take you where you want to go.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

 

[Michael74]

Mine is American. I like the name though. You go where you want to go in a Yugo.

 

[King Dan of Great the 1st]

Eggs are better on toast than the road.

 

[Michael74]

Poached eggs on toast are the bees knees.

 

[King Dan of Great the 1st]

Poached eggs on toast are the bees knees.

The whole egg thing is a kiwi classic, it's like the kiwi version of idiot, every idiot is always called a egg.

 

[Michael74]

Ah, you want to keep eggs off of the roads. You want everyone to drive sober and safe.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

For the grand prize today, "who laid the golden egg"?

 

[Michael74]

The goose. I don't think it was the spruce goose though.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

As it goes, there are two stories where the goose lays the golden egg, and one story has a hen laying the golden egg.

Congratultions!
You have won the grand prize.

And the grand prize is:
Tickets for two for a trip to the moon, as soon as we raise the money to pay for it.

God bless ya!!!

 

[Michael74]

May the Lord bless you also.

 

[Tessa]

I'm glad I didn't win. I don't want to go to the moon

 

[Michael74]

No worries. They said I won't go on the trip until they figure out how to pay for it first. Space Adventures, which organizes private trips aboard Russian space ships, estimates that a trip to the moon will cost about $350 million for two. If he sets aside $50 per month from his Social Security check, it will take 583,333 1/3 years to raise the cash. Plenty of time to get ready.