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The Derailing Thread

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Bill Taylor wrote
Reba ain't no trouble but I am, ask anyone.
No reba is not a trouble maker, but a few years ago if you messed with her she would let you have it. Now she's a sweet little angel.
 
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You mean like that? That's easy, but quoting people out of context is more fun. That's probably why it's more common. But to get back to the original topic (kinda)... Do you know why the Internet is like a cockroach? It's because both can survive a nuclear blast and still keep going. The Internet would probably be slower than the cockroach, though.

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Can you derail a cockroach?
 
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
What is this thread about?
I don't have a clue.
 

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I wonder what a cockroach would look like if it ate nothing but McDonald's.


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I wonder what a cockroach would look like if it ate nothing but McDonald's.


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Okay the message of the video is clear and it's kinda funny.
But the message would come across much better if the animals would look like actually obesese, instead of like stuffed with a balloon.
 
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Is the plaque in my arteries the same stuff as the plaque on my teeth? And what about the plaque on my wall?

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Not to be confused with the plague.
Then your arteries, your teeth, and your wall would not matter.
 
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Is the plaque in my arteries the same stuff as the plaque on my teeth? And what about the plaque on my wall?

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actually the plaque on ones teeth has been found in peoples hearts before.
 
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actually the plaque on ones teeth has been found in peoples hearts before.
Yeah, after their hearts have been eaten, warm and still beating.... while their dying eyes had to watch. Mwahahahhaha!!!!!
 
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Yeah, after their hearts have been eaten, warm and still beating.... while their dying eyes had to watch. Mwahahahhaha!!!!!
no that is actually true. remember when one flosses what is one doing? removing dead skin and also the plaque. theres a ton of pores in the gum tissue and said bacteria can enter via that. flossing doesn't kill bacteria, not even the fluoride type. fl is for patching the holes in bones and it not anti-septic. that is another substance in the tooth paste that does that.