The Derailing Thread

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Allen Wynne, Jan 3, 2014.

  1. kiwidan

    kiwidan Member

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    Didn't you know this thread requires a compulsary tithe.
     
  2. wondering

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    Is this good?
    I can't tell...
     
  3. wondering

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    Oh yeah.
    I forgot.
    Allen Wynne LOVES tithing.
    It's his favorite thing re church.
     
  4. Allen Wynne

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    Well, you figure out why no one ever listens to you.
     
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  5. Allen Wynne

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    Christian:
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    That's right.
    Now be a good girl and start giving me some likes.
    It's part of your tithing around here.
     
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  6. wondering

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    I'll give you 10% of one Like.
    Happy?
     
  7. wondering

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    BTW,
    Are YOU paid up?
     
  8. kiwidan

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    Christian:
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    Everyone gets 10 likes a week and should give Allen at least 1 like.
     
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  9. wondering

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    Yep.
    That sounds like 10% to me...

    :couch
     
  10. Jethro Bodine

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    No, I'm certain they went in there to tie one on.
     
  11. Allen Wynne

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    the way you give out likes, that sounds like one a year
     
  12. kiwidan

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    No, the first two pieces of string were refused service because they were pieces of string so the bar tender was racist, and the third piece of string was refused service so he (yes he identified as a male) cut himself in pieces and then tied himself in a knot and said to the bar maid who said ' i cannot serve you' (who identified as a woman ), he said 'im a fraid knot'.
     
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  13. wondering

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    I promise that I'll try to do better.

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  14. wondering

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    I believe you take the prize!
     
  15. KevinK

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    I can make you a fisher of men.
     
  16. kiwidan

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    Why does my calender say Pentecost on it?. Is it some sort of religious holiday today?.

    Happy Pentecost.

    I think I have a religious calender. What on earth is Corpus Christi?. Thats coming up in two weeks.

    And trinity sunday. What is trinity sunday?
     
  17. wondering

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    Pentecost.
    Acts, 2, I believe.
    When the Holy Spirit fell like tongues of fire on the apostles and others gathered in a room in Jerusalem.
    Remember Jesus told them to wait in Jerusalem till the holy spirit empowered them to preach.

    Pente means five. So 50. This happened 50 days after the Ascension...Easter.

    Corpus Christi means the body of Christ. It's only a Catholic feast day, I believe...
     
  18. questdriven

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    Maaaan my poor bathroom looks like a piece of crap. Had to pull up all the tile because of a bad leak that's still unfixed.
     
  19. Pizza

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    So, I woke up this morning and had on my mind a list of all that I don't give a damn about:

    What my family doctor says about me being "a cardiac patient".
    What tests other people think I should have done on my already-tested-to-the-hilt heart.
    What Trump is doing.
    What the DNC or media says that Trump is doing.
    What Comey is saying OR what anyone else is saying about Comey.
    What the alarmists are saying about climate change.
    What North Korea is threatening to do.
    How high our sewer bills are going to go in Forsyth County.
    Whether or not our mayor will be re-elected and serve more than his current 40 years.

    Today, the weather forecast is: 100% chance of top-down driving, I'm gonna go get my car, put the top down and head north until I see pretty mountains and curvy roads. Who's with me? :)
     
  20. Allen Wynne

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    It's a city in Texas.
     
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