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The Official King of the Hill Thread

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From the bottom of the hill, Vince calls up to L'Chante, "You can keep the carrots! I've got all the chocolate chip cookies!"
 
l'Chante said:
Foiled!!! :wall l'Chante walks down the hill to join Vince. "Here, Vince. I brought us some cappuccino's".
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"You see, L'Chante," explains Vince as he chomps on a chocolate chip cookie and sips a cappuccino, "being King of the Hill isn't that important. Now, being the winner of The Last Word Thread, that's important."
 
With a phlurry of phlutes, Vince phinally re-takes the hill that is rightphully his.

"The Philadelphia Phillies are in phirst place!" he shouts, as he plants a Phillies phlag on the top of the hill.
 
After 10 months of inactivity, Mike stands over Vince's frail, weathered body and shakes his head, muttering under his breath, "King of the Hill, indeed. Vince, you are a disgrace.". He rolls Vince off the peak with the heal of his boot.

Mike goes down to one knee and vows once again to fend off all imposters.

Mike IS... The King of the Hill!
 
I'll be patient, Jason. You are an imposter, and another imposter will be by soon and have a very brief stint as King of the Hill. :)
 
Vince comes running up the hill, waving his arms and shouting "Penn State is going to the Super Bowl!" Is Vince an imposter, or is he really King of the Hill? We'll find out this Sunday.
 
What luck! Mike found two tickets in his hip pocket to see Penn State playing in the Super Bowl - very good seats, right behind Penn State's bench with a locker-room pass to help ball up all the sweaty underwear. And that dude sold them out of the back of his car to Mike for only $50.

"Oh, God... I'll never question Your ways again!", said Mike.

Hey, Viiinnnccce :chicken

That's all it took. That imposter begged Mike to take the hill. And then went Vince running down the hill. Legend has it that he watched the Super Bowl with Penn State from a nearby laundry mat when the imposter couldn't redeem his imposter tickets.

Mike IS... The King of the Hill. :clap3
 
Heh heh heh.

Talk's cheap, Gentlemen. Tomorrow, when Penn State becomes the first college team ever to win the Super Bowl, we'll see who's King of the Hill.

Heh heh heh.
 
Hill status report:

Penn State was losing 9-0 during the first quarter, and it looked like Vince really is noting bt an imposter. But at half time they are leading 10-9. Well, what do you expect from a championship team like Penn State.

Either way, it's a fantastic game for the offensive coordinator.
 
runs over vince with a tank and then says im king of the hill. there shall be no mentioning of the phabulous PHillies today and henceforth.
 
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