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This is my Bible
- Thread starter Rollo Tamasi
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Jim Parker
Member
It's the kind that gets you real excited and filled with the Spirit of God!Would that be the whole Bible or just the abridged versions?
(Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk!)
Jethro Bodine
Member
And it doesn't hurt that Carmen is good looking
Hospes
Member
Pretty sure to be tall, fit, dark, handsome, with a full head of hair is due to sin. (Still looking for the verses to back me up...)And it doesn't hurt that Carmen is good looking
Hospes
Member
Really? I could possibly believe Ruthy is the good twin sister, but surely not the same person.LOL funny guys
Hospes is new around here lets not tell him Ruthy and reba are the same person..
Ruthy is a freak of nature.
We should leave it at that.
We should leave it at that.
I think I like you Ruthy.I am going to tell Reba
Edward
2024 Supporter
So what is your rollo's approved bible? I wouldn't want to pick up the wrong bible and get called a false prophet, lol.
I likey the KJV bible. It's colorful language is reminiscent of olden times, of knights and honor, and is the way they talked back then, so I like it above the others.
I can just see Jesus sitting and talking...verily verily I say unto you...super-cool.
I love the KJV, I knew we had something in common.
Jim Parker
Member
Hmmmmmm......... His BIBLE gave him new life.
Not Jesus...........his Bible................hmmmmm.....
Maybe he sees the Bible as representing Jesus.
That would make it an icon.
So the reverence he gives to his Bible actually goes to Jesus.
That's how an icon is used.
OK. That works for me.
iakov the fool
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Hmmmmmm......... His BIBLE gave him new life.
Not Jesus...........his Bible................hmmmmm.....
Maybe he sees the Bible as representing Jesus.
That would make it an icon.
So the reverence he gives to his Bible actually goes to Jesus.
That's how an icon is used.
OK. That works for me.
iakov the fool
By reading the words posted above, you have chosen to expose yourself to the rantings of iakov the fool. (HIyah!
The poster assumes no responsibility for any temporary, permanent or otherwise annoying manifestations of cognitive dysfunction that may result.
No warrantee is expressed or implied. Individual mileage may vary. Enjoy the rest of your life. (BYE!
It's like that song "The Old Rugged Cross".
Are they really worshiping a cross?