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Maybe you can eat them with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. :lol And I'm glad to know that your house isn't infested with minions. (I love how you say everything on here with such a straight face LOL) Well I'm off to bed. Goodnight all! :wave2
 
I have a Twilight Zone thought for you all, lol...

Consider this, one day in the not so distant future, the Christians will have control of our Government and political system! (Actually, not just here, but worldwide).

People talk about going to Heaven and all, and many times the Lord's 1000 year reign here on earth is glassed over. The Lord will reign in Jerusalem and...life goes on for 1000 years. The nations will continue. I believe the Lord will appoint some Christians to...rule over this nation or that nation in the Name of God.

Why do you think they Call Jesus King of Kings and Lord of Lords anyway?! That they call Him that...is a veiled promise to some. Sometimes truth can be stranger than Twilight Zone, lol.
 
GRRRR!!!! That moment when you're typing your last chapter of your fanfic and you accidentally delete everything!! eflrg.lukrgwhkwjkefkew!!!! :wall
 
I can tell when I'm starting to get tired when I'm literally just hanging around, upside down on top of my bed and starting to say a bunch of random stuff about this anime character that I really like named Sasuke Uchiha. Like in the I think he's cute sense. Which is really rather strange since he's only a cartoon character. :lol Anyway, goodnight everybody! I'll be going to bed soon after I'm finished watching a new Disney movie that I will review on here tomorrow. :sleep
 



Hello welcome to the Wacky Wednesday news report. (I think that's going to become a new thing on here from now on lol :lol) Papa Zoom has recently alerted me that this guy right here shown in the photograph;


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Has been on christianforums.net causing a bunch of mischief and caused a security alert today. Be careful and on the lookout for a man in a white mask. He can walk through mirrors and invade your dreams and turn them into nightmares. Beware!! :eek2



 
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In other wacky Wednesday news,.. there's a storm a blowin! And it's called hurricane April! And it looks like it brought in a herd of pink elephants. :eek2






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Well I'll be a monkey's uncle! Now I sure hope that the hurricane didn't bring in any flying elephants, because then I would have literally seen everything.






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No way!! Fluffy can't believe it either! :lol
 
I like poptarts, dolphins, and whales,.. and lions. Although I personally prefer tigers. Lions are my second favorite wildcat though. Which is why I really enjoy these songs. :)














Unfortunately I don't have a song for poptarts though lol :lol
 
Oh yeah and I also love cats and dogs. :) And horses. I realize that the first song isn't really about cats but it's still a good one.






 
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