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What is a blonde moment?

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Dave Slayer

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If there is a "blonde moment", is there a brunette moment? I always here people talking about blonde moments but never brunette moments. What is a blonde moment anyways?
 
But that could just be the lighting on my hair.
...But that could just be the lighting on my hair
......But that could just be the lighting on my hair.
.........But that could just be the lighting on my hair.
............But that could just be the lighting on my hair.

Did anyone else just hear an echo? :biggrin
 
Lewis W said:
Don't you know Dave that I can see you, I just saw you come out of the kitchen.

Interesting because I haven't been in the kitchen. :biggrin
 
Dave Slayer said:
[quote="Lewis W":3nlu2gst]Don't you know Dave that I can see you, I just saw you come out of the kitchen.

Interesting because I haven't been in the kitchen. :biggrin[/quote:3nlu2gst]
That was early today. Or was that your uncle that I saw.
 
Lewis W said:
[quote="Dave Slayer":rjkdrhe0][quote="Lewis W":rjkdrhe0]Don't you know Dave that I can see you, I just saw you come out of the kitchen.

Interesting because I haven't been in the kitchen. :biggrin[/quote:rjkdrhe0]
That was early today. Or was that your uncle that I saw.[/quote:rjkdrhe0]

Not sure who you saw. If you saw my kitchen, you should know the color of my house. What color is it? ;)
 
Blonde moment.......

A blonde husband is lying in bed with his wife. They are up and down all night once again because of the neighbors annoying dog barking. The blonde husband finally decides to do something about it. He proceeds downstairs to take action. The wife hears the dog barking, then silence for a couple of moments, then the dog starts barking once again. The blonde husband comes back into the room with a big grin on his face. The wife asks, "What did you do? The dog is still barking." The husband replies, "Yep! I put him in OUR backyard, let's see how they like it for a while!"

:biggrin
 
I was only able to see inside of the house at that time, this power that I have comes and goes. But you will never know when I am watching you David
 
Lewis W said:
I was only able to see inside of the house at that time, this power that I have comes and goes. But you will never know when I am watching you David

Make sure to keep the beg bugs away from my room! :biggrin
 
GojuBrian said:
Blonde moment.......

A blonde husband is lying in bed with his wife. They are up and down all night once again because of the neighbors annoying dog barking. The blonde husband finally decides to do something about it. He proceeds downstairs to take action. The wife hears the dog barking, then silence for a couple of moments, then the dog starts barking once again. The blonde husband comes back into the room with a big grin on his face. The wife asks, "What did you do? The dog is still barking." The husband replies, "Yep! I put him in OUR backyard, let's see how they like it for a while!"

:biggrin
:rolling :rolling :) Maybe that's true of the "artificial blondes"

Everyone knows that's a stupid stereo type. Right Dave?
 
A blonde bought an economy class plane ticket but decided to sit in the first class section. She was asked to move, but she refused.

"Madam, you have an economy class ticket, and you are sitting in the first class section. You have to move!"

"I'm blonde and beautiful; I'm flying to Chicago, and I'm not moving!"

Several of the staff tried to get her to move, some using threats, but they got the same answer.

"I'm blonde and beautiful; I'm flying to Chicago, and I'm not moving!"

The problem was reported to the pilot. He said, "I'll see what I can do." He walked up to the blonde and whispered something in her ear. Immediately, she got up and entered the economy class section. The rest of the staff were amazed. "What did you tell her?" they asked.

"I told her that only the economy section was going to Chicago, and that the first class section was going to Los Angeles."

Anyone who says or does something that seems to be naive or "dumb" is said to be having a "blonde moment".
 
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