Why Italians aren't paramedics

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  1. Jim Parker

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    Vinny and Sal are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Sal grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.

    Vinny whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He tells the operator, "I think Sal is dead! What should I do?

    The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead.”

    There is a silence on the phone... and then a gun-shot is heard.

    Vinny's voice comes back on the line, "Okay. Now what?"
     
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    good one
     
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    HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.........
     
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    you turned my giggle box upside down , I be able to laugh again for a week.
     
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