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wondering said:
You better be kidding if you're gonna hang around here!
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I don't like cats. Whenever you poke your head in a house with cats, you're immediately covered in cat. And cat owners are oblivious to the fact that their house is catted up. Here's another thing. Every cat owner will tell you their cat comes to them when they call them, but every last one of them are either delusional or lying. Dogs learn and obey out of love. Cats do whatever they feel like doing out of spite. Truth.
 
Mike said:
I don't like cats. Whenever you poke your head in a house with cats, you're immediately covered in cat. And cat owners are oblivious to the fact that their house is catted up. Here's another thing. Every cat owner will tell you their cat comes to them when they call them, but every last one of them are either delusional or lying. Dogs learn and obey out of love. Cats do whatever they feel like doing out of spite. Truth.
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You never met my cat. She follows you all over the house like a puppy dog. Not to mention we keep our house nice and clean and the only time we get all catted up is when she is on our laps and we really enjoy having her there too. Of course none of this takes away the fact that I really want a dog as well. I'm putting this here just to annoy you. Sorry, you know I love you but I really couldn't resist. LOL!




 
HeIsRisen2018 said:
Reba said it was him. Or maybe she was just joking like we are right now. :shrug
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Yeah. I think so.
Mike said:
I don't like cats. Whenever you poke your head in a house with cats, you're immediately covered in cat. And cat owners are oblivious to the fact that their house is catted up. Here's another thing. Every cat owner will tell you their cat comes to them when they call them, but every last one of them are either delusional or lying. Dogs learn and obey out of love. Cats do whatever they feel like doing out of spite. Truth.
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No, actually cats do come to you when you call them.

If they're starving.

I've never not had a cat.
But everything you said is true.
The truth is the truth.
But they're sooooooo cute!
 
HeIsRisen2018 said:
You never met my cat.
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Don't need to. It's a cat.
wondering said:
Yeah. I think so.

No, actually cats do come to you when you call them.

If they're starving.

I've never not had a cat.
But everything you said is true.
The truth is the truth.
But they're sooooooo cute!
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Gah! You had a perfectly spot on post and very funny until the final sentence. Not cute!

And here's another thing. They know what they're doing when they come slither up to me. A crowded room of people and they will find me. Uninvited, unwelcomed, and unwanted, they will bring their bony bags all up in my kitchen.

reba you so set me up, and I bit! What did I do to deserve this?
 
Mike said:
Don't need to. It's a cat.

Gah! You had a perfectly spot on post and very funny until the final sentence. Not cute!

And here's another thing. They know what they're doing when they come slither up to me. A crowded room of people and they will find me. Uninvited, unwelcomed, and unwanted, they will bring their bony bags all up in my kitchen.

reba you so set me up, and I bit! What did I do to deserve this?
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That's because they want you to like them, they are trying so hard for you. They love to be loved.☺
 
Sure wish that I could like my own post lol Mike is in for a terrible awakening if he finds out that even kitties go to Heaven lol :lol(which I really think they do, I mean why wouldn't they? They belong to God too and most of them are just little darling angels :halo)
 
Mike said:
Ah, yes the Grumpy Cat meme. You don't post these enough these days. This is the perfect picture of a cat. More Grumpy Cat memes, please!

BTW, I love math!
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Do you really love math or do you just like to see people cry?
 
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Because they got skillZ. :lol

There's a dog in the passenger seat. See?
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He smiles because he doesn't know the cat is taking him to the vet to get neutered.
 
Mike said:
Don't need to. It's a cat.

Gah! You had a perfectly spot on post and very funny until the final sentence. Not cute!

And here's another thing. They know what they're doing when they come slither up to me. A crowded room of people and they will find me. Uninvited, unwelcomed, and unwanted, they will bring their bony bags all up in my kitchen.

reba you so set me up, and I bit! What did I do to deserve this?
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Please see post no. 27.
Now why can't you be like that guy?
He knows a good thing when he sees it.
Watch and learn.
 
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