Your Bumper Sticker Store

[Guest]

Say you opened up a small shop that makes and sells bumper stickers. What would they say..


"The world's flat, can't you see I'm driving on it."

 

[farouk]

"Hi folks; dining tonight with some nice guys called Borgia; will write again tomorrow..."

 

[evenifigoalone]

"I wanted to change the world, so I started with myself."

 

[farouk]

"Okay class; call 911, then name 4 things the crashed driver in front of you did wrong"

 

[Angel]

I hate bad drivers! (I don't have a car, I walk or take the bus). I've almost gotten run over at least 10 times. What kind of bumper sticker should a bad driver have?

 

[Guest]

I hate bad drivers! (I don't have a car, I walk or take the bus). I've almost gotten run over at least 10 times. What kind of bumper sticker should a bad driver have?

"I'm 90 years old and I'm on hospice morphine right now, get off my tail."

 

[farouk]

"This car may be old, but it's paid for and in front of you'

 

[Matthew G]

"If you can read this, prepare to be brake-tested."

 

[farouk]

' s l o W D O W N '

 

[AirDancer]

My Other Car is a Harley

 

[farouk]

'Al Gore doesn't really need my gas taxes'

 

[Pizzaguy]

Lights on for impeachment

(Saw it in Arkansas last weekend)


This car LOVES curves

(Because my card does!)

 

[Angel]

hahahahaaaa!

 

[farouk]

'CNN's news analysis fished out of my trunk'

 

[Guest]

"My lawyer has a record of 52-0. I dare you."

 

[Sparkey]

 

[Angel]

HAHAHHAHAHAHH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

 

[Angel]

"Stop looking at this sign. Look at the road you fool."

EXACTLY! Preach it brotha!

 

[Angel]

" Warning!.. In case of rapture this car will be unmanned"

My parents actually had that one on their car when I was little.

 

[jasoncran]

lol, that is just wrong.