Ralph's new house

[GodsGrace]

You got an invite?

Well, Let's just say that not getting one has never stopped me before...

What's a party without the sun?

 

[GodsGrace]

just thinking

Who You?

THE Reba??

 

[GodsGrace]

Ralph says the secret password is "Macintosh's Good News Chocolates".
Has anyone ever had them before?
Are they really as good as they say?
Is the Savoy Truffle really the best?

OH!!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought you meant THIS kind of truffel !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

• 

Had some for lunch today...

 

[GodsGrace]

Can you imagine, that's just a house on Earth.
What's it gonna be like in heaven?

I know...

Houses in heaven aren't going to have kitchens.

 

[GodsGrace]

Yours does appear to be newer, but there is a bit of nostalgia that goes along with being blown up by a vintage cannon.

How does one experience nostalgia if he's been blown up????

Just wondering.

 

[Wrg1405]

just thinking

What you thinking about?

 

[Wrg1405]

I know...

Houses in heaven aren't going to have kitchens.

So what you ladies gonna do then?
I hope they have washing machines

 

[Knotical]

How does one experience nostalgia if he's been blown up????

Just wondering.

It's the split second before it hits. When you have that brief moment when your life flashes before your eyes and you say, "Ah, those were the days when cannon were used with such efficiency. Good times."

 

[GodsGrace]

So what you ladies gonna do then?
I hope they have washing machines

LOL !


Yeah. You better hide!
What's your home address?
I'm only 2 hours away (by plane).

I know.
While YOU MEN are out HUNTING,
we'll get the fire goin' and wait by the cave door for you to get home.

That's the ticket.

Didn't Jesus say:
" I go to prepare a home for you where there will be no cooking or washing, and where all will be done for you and where WORKS will no longer be necessary."

LOL

 

[GodsGrace]

It's the split second before it hits. When you have that brief moment when your life flashes before your eyes and you say, "Ah, those were the days when cannon were used with such efficiency. Good times."

Boy, you sure do get in lotsa thinking in a brief moment !

Thanks for the info.
I feel so much better now...

 

[Wrg1405]

It's the split second before it hits. When you have that brief moment when your life flashes before your eyes and you say, "Ah, those were the days when cannon were used with such efficiency. Good times."

I reckon just before that split second the thought that would be going through my mind is DUCK

 

[Wrg1405]

LOL !


Yeah. You better hide!
What's your home address?
I'm only 2 hours away (by plane).

I know.
While YOU MEN are out HUNTING,
we'll get the fire goin' and wait by the cave door for you to get home.

That's the ticket.

Didn't Jesus say:
" I go to prepare a home for you where there will be no cooking or washing, and where all will be done for you and where WORKS will no longer be necessary."

LOL

As for not washing and cooking I can't find a bible verse for that.

I won't be out hunting I reckon

I will be asking Jesus to help me WORK on my golf swing

I hope I get a mansion on a golf course.

 

[Knotical]

Boy, you sure do get in lotsa thinking in a brief moment !

Thanks for the info.
I feel so much better now...

Didn't you know time slows down the closer the cannon ball gets to you? Movies would not lie about these kinds of things.

 

[GodsGrace]

Didn't you know time slows down the closer the cannon ball gets to you? Movies would not lie about these kinds of things.

Yes. I have noticed this mysterious slowing down of time.
I believe it's called slow motion.
NOW,
Could the cannon ball get so close to you as to actually STOP time? You know, without actually ever having it really hit you...

If so, I'd like to be in a jewelry store at that moment...

(I know I should have said church,,, but I cannot lie)

And yes, I agree. Movies never tell lies, this is the one place where the truth may be found.
()

 

[GodsGrace]

As for not washing and cooking I can't find a bible verse for that.

I won't be out hunting I reckon

I will be asking Jesus to help me WORK on my golf swing

I hope I get a mansion on a golf course.

Just one doggone moment...

You can't find a bible verse about women not having to wash and cook in heaven.
But you know you won't have to hunt.
And you're going to spend your time WORKING (LOL) on your golf swing?
AND you want a MANSION on a golf course.

SO....
Basically what you're saying is that YOU, and men, will be going to heaven
And women will be going to some type of protestant purgatory.

Please support with scripture...

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

As for not washing and cooking I can't find a bible verse for that.

I won't be out hunting I reckon

I will be asking Jesus to help me WORK on my golf swing

I hope I get a mansion on a golf course.

You're gonna be in purgatory a long time
those types of homes are hard to find

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Yes. I have noticed this mysterious slowing down of time.
I believe it's called slow motion.
NOW,
Could the cannon ball get so close to you as to actually STOP time? You know, without actually ever having it really hit you...

If so, I'd like to be in a jewelry store at that moment...

(I know I should have said church,,, but I cannot lie)

And yes, I agree. Movies never tell lies, this is the one place where the truth may be found.
()

Slow motion?
I'd rather do the loco motion.

 

[GodsGrace]

Slow motion?
I'd rather do the loco motion.

Agreed!

 

[Knotical]

Now you guys are just being ridiculous.

 

[Wrg1405]

Just one doggone moment...

You can't find a bible verse about women not having to wash and cook in heaven.
But you know you won't have to hunt.
And you're going to spend your time WORKING (LOL) on your golf swing?
AND you want a MANSION on a golf course.

SO....
Basically what you're saying is that YOU, and men, will be going to heaven
And women will be going to some type of protestant purgatory.

Please support with scripture...

No women won't have to go purgatory.

They can be a caddie on the golf course