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Puns Dave? Puns are the lowest form of humor - they can not be measured by how much laughter they generate but only but the "groan meter". Gullable? We could ask your gull-friend, she'd know.

Singing now: "I want a gull, just like the gull that married my ol' man. She was a gull an' the only gull that daddy ere' did have. A good ol' fashioned gull with a heart of gold...

Magilla GullRilla says, "Oh! Pun the door." "I'm outta here."
 
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Puns Dave? Puns are the lowest form of humor - they can not be measured by how much laughter they generate but only but the "groan meter". Gullable? We could ask your gull-friend, she'd know.

Singing now: "I want a gull, just like the gull that married my ol' man. She was a gull an' the only gull that daddy ere' did have. A good ol' fashioned gull with a heart of gold...

Magilla GullRilla says, "Oh! Pun the door." "I'm outta here."

:biggrin
 
"Don't know how you got the gall (oops, "gull") to post that." -- I was looking for another pun. That was a good one.

I'm a Piers Anthony fan and like puns - don't get me started. Also love "shaggy dog stories" too. :yes
 

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