Blonde Joke

[living4onlyJC]

Blonde Joke to end all blonde jokes:


A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.

I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it

started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in

and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He

studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her

and says,



"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able

to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."



He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a

nice cup of tea, and then ."



He sighed................



"Let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."

 

[cly]

I've heard that one before, but it's still funny!

*****

I've got one:

A blond's house caught on fire, so she left the house and went to a neighbor's house to call the fire department. When the fire department answered, she told them that her house was on fire.

"Okay, ma'am, stay calm and we'll be right over," replied the fireman.

"Oh, thank goodness," said the blond.

"I do have one question ma'am," started the fireman. "How do we get to your house."

The blond replied, "Duh! Big, red firetruck!"

 

[living4onlyJC]

lol

 

[PrincessA2J]

another Blonde Joke

Blonde was sitting alone in her room,
all upset and glum cause of all the blonde jokes.
So she dyes her hair and sets off for a trip to the country.

After a while she meets a farmer and says to him "If I guess how many sheep are in your paddock, Will you give me one?"

The farmer agrees, and after a moments thought she says, "462".
"Why, that's right says the farmer, "go and pick out your sheep."

The blonde goes off and makes her selection,
and when she gets back to him, the farmer says,
"If I guess your real hair color, will you give me my dog back?"

 

[cly]

That's funny! :

 

[sparksfly]

: : I am really laughing out loud!!

 

[Bossi]

The first 2 were really good. I got one.

I hope this isn't wrong to say on a christian forum but i like it.

You say to the person "I don't see how those 2 are still togather through all that crap."

The person is suppose to say :who"

you say "your butt cheeks"

 

[KOTTMatt]

I got one:
How many blonde jokes are there?


One. The rest are true stories.