Bubba's shingles

[Quasar]

Bubba has shingles

Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's
office should appreciate this!
Doesn't it seem that more and more that
physicians are running their practices like
An assembly line?

Here's what happened to Bubba:
Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the
receptionist asked him what he had. Bubba
said, Shingles. So she wrote down his name,
address, medical insurance number and told
Him to have a seat.

Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out
and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said,
Shingles. So she wrote down his height,
weight, a complete medical history and told
Bubba to wait in the examining room.

A half hour later a nurse came in and asked
Bubba what he had. Bubba said, Shingles. So
the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood
pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and
told Bubba to take off all his clothes and
wait for the doctor.

An hour later the doctor came in and asked
Bubba what he had. Bubba said, shingles. The
doctor asked, Where?
Bubba said, "Outside on the truck. Where do
you want them??" :-D