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cwhitlow
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Next time you think you're perfect...
...try walking on water
It's okay, I didn't believe in reincarnation the last time, either.
'This is probably one you've heard'
A man was talking to God and he askes God, "God, since you made everything, what is money to you?" God answered, "Well, one million dollars to you would be one penny to me." The man thinks and askes, "God, since you have been around forever, what is time to you?" God replies, "Well my son, one second to me would be one million years to you." The man thinks some more and askes, "God, can I have a penny?" God replies, "In a second."
...try walking on water
It's okay, I didn't believe in reincarnation the last time, either.
'This is probably one you've heard'
A man was talking to God and he askes God, "God, since you made everything, what is money to you?" God answered, "Well, one million dollars to you would be one penny to me." The man thinks and askes, "God, since you have been around forever, what is time to you?" God replies, "Well my son, one second to me would be one million years to you." The man thinks some more and askes, "God, can I have a penny?" God replies, "In a second."