Hey All,
I got one:
A church had just finished their praises and was settled in to hear the sermon. Satan and his minions walk in threatening them and yelling that he was going to burn the church down. Well as you can imagine the congregation runs for the exits. Satan and the minions were laughing and high fiving each other. Then they noticed one man still sitting in front row. They go up to him and start their evil antics again. But the man just sits there.
Finally, completely frustrated, Satan ask the man, "What makes you so tough. Why aren't you scared."
The old man casually pulls out his wallet and shows it to Satan and his crew. Satan and his minions ran for the exits and never returned.
The pastor curious as he could be, and thoroughly impressed, asked the man what he did.
The man said, "I just showed Satan a picture of my mother-in-law.
Now you add one. Keep walking everybody.
May God bless,
Taz
I got one:
A church had just finished their praises and was settled in to hear the sermon. Satan and his minions walk in threatening them and yelling that he was going to burn the church down. Well as you can imagine the congregation runs for the exits. Satan and the minions were laughing and high fiving each other. Then they noticed one man still sitting in front row. They go up to him and start their evil antics again. But the man just sits there.
Finally, completely frustrated, Satan ask the man, "What makes you so tough. Why aren't you scared."
The old man casually pulls out his wallet and shows it to Satan and his crew. Satan and his minions ran for the exits and never returned.
The pastor curious as he could be, and thoroughly impressed, asked the man what he did.
The man said, "I just showed Satan a picture of my mother-in-law.
Now you add one. Keep walking everybody.
May God bless,
Taz
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