If Jesus Came today...

[PrincessA2J]

If Jesus were to come to earth in this day & age...
we may not have crucified Him, but He would be Wanted by:

• The FDA for turning water into wine without a license,
  
  The EPA for Killing Fig trees,
  
  the AMA for practicing medicine without a license,
  
  The Dept. of Health for asking people to open graves,
  for raising the dead and for feeding 5,000 in the wilderness,
  
  The NEA for teaching without a Certificate,
  
  OSHA for walking on water without a life jacket and
  for flying without an airplane,
  
  The SPCA for driving hogs into the sea,
  
  The Natl. Board of Psychiatrists for giving advice
  on how to live a guilt-free life,
  
  The Inter-Faith Movement for condemning all other religions,
  
  and by The Zoning Dept. for building Mansions without a permit.

 

[cly]

Well, ya gotta do whatcha gotta do.

I like this! Thanks for sharing!

 

[Richard]

Nice. It's True though!

 

[RichardE40K]

Very funny.

I mean I’m sure he would also wonder why everyone was wearing reminders of how he died. I don’t wear a cross, if you’re Christian you should not need to be reminded of the crosses meaning. It’s like JFK coming back and finding silver bullets round everyone’s neck.