"Owed to the Spell Checker"

[Thirstyone]

Eye halve a spelling checker It came with my pea sea It plainly marcs four my revue Miss steaks eye kin knot sea. Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it two say Weather eye am wrong oar write It shows me strait a weigh. As soon as a mist ache is maid It nose bee fore two long And eye can put the error rite Its rare lea ever wrong. Eye have run this poem threw it Eye am shore your pleased two no Its letter perfect awl the weigh My checker tolled me sew.

 

[farouk]

Eye halve a spelling checker It came with my pea sea It plainly marcs four my revue Miss steaks eye kin knot sea. Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it two say Weather eye am wrong oar write It shows me strait a weigh. As soon as a mist ache is maid It nose bee fore two long And eye can put the error rite Its rare lea ever wrong. Eye have run this poem threw it Eye am shore your pleased two no Its letter perfect awl the weigh My checker tolled me sew.

Thirstyone:

Okay, then, spell-checker:

Hired.

Tired?

Fired!

(Hyred.

Tyred?

Fyred.)

 

[Thirstyone]

Thirstyone:

Okay, then, spell-checker:

Hired.

Tired?

Fired!

(Hyred.

Tyred?

Fyred.)

Wood ewe reely lik mee two chec?

 

[farouk]

Wood ewe reely lik mee two chec?

You know about:

GHOTI: pronounced, "FISH".

GH = enough

O = women

TI = station

 

[Thirstyone]

You know about:

GHOTI: pronounced, "FISH".

GH = enough

O = women

TI = station

Aren't phonetics phun?

 

[farouk]

Aren't phonetics phun?

You mean:

fauwnehdyx

 

[Thirstyone]

You mean:

fauwnehdyx

 

[farouk]

(Let's find another ...)